Dyke Changeling

henceforth tagging original posts as #good post

also gonna be tagging reblogs with our additions as #good addition

Stop lying to yourself, you like dominant women, not because you're submissive but because you're autistic and they're direct with what they want.

[ID: sketch of two seal-point kittens snoozing together drawn in orange - brown marker and blue pastel. They're curled around each other inside of a box, forming a square together /End ID]

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

You actually should be friends with your sexual partners. It's a lot more fun and fulfilling than fucking strangers.

RPG rules are bad, this much we know. Whenever you're using the rules that's not roleplaying, that's what I like to call ruleplaying. Or rollplaying if you're nasty. The most important part of roleplaying games is that the rules are bad and the enemy. And that knowing that you have to ignore the rules is the most important part of being a GM. We have to keep buying the rule books though so we can not read them. Just so we know which rules to ignore. There can be no such a thing as a good rule because rules means that you're not roleplaying. Asking for game rules to be good instead of bad and to be ignored is like asking me to roleplay while I am rolling the dice (rollplaying). My favorite game is D&D 5e, a game famous for not having rules.

Ideally whatever you play should have a lot or most of its page count dedicated to rules for something you don't want to do so that you can ignore them harder

The person who tagged this as "Brennan Lee Mulligan:" has seen the light of the truth.

Ok ive seen y'all complain about Brennan for a while now and now I have to ask what did the guy do??? I just know him from being incredibly funny on dropout shows, I know he has a DND podcast but just,,, playing dnd can't possibly make him this much of an antagonist here so what did he do???

Brennan is a perfect amalgamation of the Whose Line is it Anyway effect (a group of professional comedians and actors doing really common improv games and making them look fun and easy) and the Reality TV Paradox (a guy with a massive media budget and writing rooms full of people both writing a script and ensuring that any unforeseen random elements can be edited and recontextualized into the predetermined script) that is everything wrong with Big Actual Plays, on top of actively shilling for the worst toy making company to have ever existed. I absolutely believe Brennan is a swell person and probably fun to talk to. I do not think his shows are anything but a sham and a commercial for the worlds most overmarketed rpg.

Brown is a beautiful color FUCK all the propaganda trying to convince us its ugly.

Normal People Deserve To Park At the Front Too, Skinny People Are Oppressed Because Someone Once Told Me To Eat More, That’s Racist Against White People, Misandry Is a Tangible Form Of Oppression, and Billionaires Deserve Love Too. die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

COOKIES ACQUIRED

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

Oh my god it’s back

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house