Dyke Changeling

henceforth tagging original posts as #good post

also gonna be tagging reblogs with our additions as #good addition

it's important at all times that you have a follower of choice that you refuse to follow back and psychologically torture by occasionally going through her account and liking several posts.

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

#in four days we could be seeing a prime minister every eight hours‚ until theyre coming every four minutes

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

they're called that because when I see an armored core I go FromSoft to hard

tragic. they found an angel stcuk tangled in the telephone wires outsside your house. sorruy. yeah we dont know how to get it out cus anyone who approached the divine light of their holy aura got obliterated. yeah we forgot their names. it'll probably get free sooner or later. dont go outside

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.