Dyke Changeling

henceforth tagging original posts as #good post

also gonna be tagging reblogs with our additions as #good addition

I be texting various animal girls after three (3) puffs of a joint shit like "pets you" and "rubs your tummy" like I don't know it's going to get me knotted

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

The day jim davis dies, they will release a garfield strip so absolutely fucking dogshit it will unite all humanity against our common foe

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

Curls up on your lap like a cat and starts releasing Girl Radiation

Curls up on your lap like a cat and starts releasing Girl Radiation

you can get me to do anything and go anywhere by saying its girls night. the girls night ritual activates a sleeper agent in me. but if i see even one dude tagging along with us i will refuse every summons

rules for girls night -no dudes -you have to be a girl for the duration of the night no matter what your gender normally is if you want to tag along -anyone caught trying to cheat the system will be forcibly feminized

Lesbian community I feel like we slept on Kiwi Cyberpunk and not in the sexy way unfortunately

"Kiwi is like 35-40 though" yeah what's not clicking.