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beyond-a-name

henceforth tagging original posts as #good post

beyond-a-name

also gonna be tagging reblogs with our additions as #good addition

#good post #good addition #asks will be tagged with:#good answer

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smbc-comics

Once I realized this, all those inept AI laundry-folding videos became hilarious.

Check out the bonus panel on the site.

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Buy this comic as a print.

cityrun

slowly but deliberately creeps towards you

nostalgic-teddyy

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

glugslove

grappling hook :)

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mothermara

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

outsidewolves

clubpenguindoneright

croptool-deactivated20221013

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

lunamothed

reblog while its still true

echo-heo

a sitcom is a genre of comedy in which you are sitting

willowhelmiam

The opposite of stand-up

ireneakihabara-deactivated20250

im saying this everyday

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o-kurwa

reginaldqueribundus

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

lttrsfrmlnrrgby

OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.

enbycrip

This makes me so happy every time I read it. Especially the bit where Guy makes DuckDuck smoothies of all the good stuff he’s meant to eat.

This is the best buddy comedy-drama ever.

official-ornithology-posts

Official ornithology post

thememedaddy

7777777awawawa7777777

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

aspiringsorceress

sailatina3

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

zhabe

“after covid” “post-covid” What if i just shot you

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beyond-a-name

help I had quietly surrendered to the perceived certainty of my early death, but now I realize it is obvious that there are friends I care about who would be sad if I died.

beyond-a-name

fuck. fuckfuckfuck.

beyond-a-name

I've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders. this always upsets me when other people do this. giving up on living all the way because they assume they're not gonna do it for long. fuck. I mean at least I wasn't doing that for too long, and still have lots of time to ensure I don't go anywhere. fuck. fuck fuck fuck. fuck.

beyond-a-name

anyway this is how I learned I'm gonna be here tomorrow. it went like: oh I'm so fucked I'm basically dead, I'll just be as loving as I can before I go -> realized my friend would be sad if I died -> I have to be here tomorrow -> I am going to be here tomorrow -> oh fuck. like what have I been doing all this time.

but I'm going to be here tomorrow. I have tomorrows now. I guess I always did, but I didn't know... maybe that sounds really silly, like surely I noticed that I kept waking up, right? but I really always felt like I could go at any point. I didn't know... but I'm going to have a tomorrow, I'm going to be here tomorrow.... I've done it twice now already....

btw did some of you really get this from like just hrt? I'm on hrt and it rules and have been for a long time (no, longer than that) but it clearly didn't do that for me

beyond-a-name

anyway I think I'm gonna start reblogging this post with like, something I did to set up tomorrow for myself each day.

to catch up, the first night I realized, I went to bed early.

the next morning, I did my laundry, and let myself actually rest

yesterday, I don't think I did a lot, but I guess I brushed my teeth and shaved. oh and I asked for help

#good post #good addition

beyond-a-name

help I had quietly surrendered to the perceived certainty of my early death, but now I realize it is obvious that there are friends I care about who would be sad if I died.

beyond-a-name

fuck. fuckfuckfuck.

beyond-a-name

I've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders. this always upsets me when other people do this. giving up on living all the way because they assume they're not gonna do it for long. fuck. I mean at least I wasn't doing that for too long, and still have lots of time to ensure I don't go anywhere. fuck. fuck fuck fuck. fuck.

beyond-a-name

anyway this is how I learned I'm gonna be here tomorrow. it went like: oh I'm so fucked I'm basically dead, I'll just be as loving as I can before I go -> realized my friend would be sad if I died -> I have to be here tomorrow -> I am going to be here tomorrow -> oh fuck. like what have I been doing all this time.

but I'm going to be here tomorrow. I have tomorrows now. I guess I always did, but I didn't know... maybe that sounds really silly, like surely I noticed that I kept waking up, right? but I really always felt like I could go at any point. I didn't know... but I'm going to have a tomorrow, I'm going to be here tomorrow.... I've done it twice now already....

btw did some of you really get this from like just hrt? I'm on hrt and it rules and have been for a long time (no, longer than that) but it clearly didn't do that for me

#good post #good addition

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