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Itâs all been leading up to this. #20biteen is in full swing and Iâve finally completed my bi flag hair.
This is great thank you
90s babies weâre getting old
i donât want to talk about it

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The older I get the less I put up with JKRÂ
âSlytherins didnât participate in the battle of Hogwarts bc theyâd be fighting familyâ Do you have ANY idea of how much Iâd fucking LOVE to fight some ppl in my own goddamn fucking family forget the goddamn wand Iâm gonna punch my homophobic racist uncles in the throat Ă la muggle
Let bi girls unapologetically call themselves bi and talk about their boyfriend without sacrificing their queerness
Let bi boys unapologetically call themselves bi and talk about their girlfriend without sacrificing their queerness
Bisexuality is queer, regardless if their attraction/dating habits seem more focused on different genders.
Take your policing elsewhere.
lol our society is so structured on binaries that people think cats are the opposite of dogs
we also regard dogs as âmasculineâ and cats as âfeminineâ to the point that itâs âweirdâ for men to love cats, women and gay men are stereotyped as liking cats, and creepiest of all, cats are stereotyped as âsexyâ animals
Im 100% grossed out by this
this fits into my confusion as to why itâs perfectly acceptable to hate cats but blasphemy to hate dogs
That last comment just fucked me up
i speak french in public to my grandparents and to my boyfriend. people are surprised that im bilingual and say its cool and ask me to teach them some time
but when one of my classmates speaks arabic in public to her family, she gets strange and disgusted looks. no one asks to be taught arabic. no one says its cool that shes bilingual
its racism plain and simple
My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didnât separate them so thereâs just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around
Okay Iâm so sorry this isnât actually funny but itâs like. Really funny. Iâm so sorry
wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth thatâs horrific
My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.
wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.
I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause Iâd had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.
Iâm sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?
When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored
Excuse me?
This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

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declaring âthis is the bad placeâ every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor
im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!
Y'all really gotta stop throwing ya boyfriendâs video game systems in pools and cuttin up they shoes and lighting they clothes on fire just because you mad or you want his attention bc if he responded by throwing them $100 eyeshadow palettes in the pool or cuttin up a brand new lace wig you gon be pissed as hell, as you should be. Itâs not cute, itâs abusive. And you need to fuckin stop
Say it louder for the parents who think itâs okay to destroy their kids stuff as retaliation for disrespect
DONâT BREAK OTHER PEOPLEâS SHIT
If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I donât fucking trust you
A note:
I live in a state where you âhave toâ report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:
Assume everyone who doesnât speak English is visiting.
Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know theyâre not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. Thatâs terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborersâ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I canât afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes itâs not even about âaffordingâ them. They say theyâve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isnât your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you donât recallâyou meet a lot of people.
And then, if youâre asked: no, you havenât seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.
Very good very important addition
Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.
Donât do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.
In this case:
âHave you seen an illegal immigrant?â
âCould you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?â
*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*
âNo, sir, I havenât seen any illegal immigrant.â
And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you canât see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.
Iâm not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.
So, Iâm a lawyer, who deals with immigration though does not specialize in it. But hereâs the thing(s):Â
1) Even someone whoâs working could be here on a migrant (or other sort of) visa (hey, there are a few thousand per year, and *someone*âs got to get them, right?) or could be waiting for their case to resolve in immigration court, after having come to America to join a born or naturalized American family member.Â
2) Even people who are working improperly could have come into the country legally â and just overstayed their visa or be violating the conditions of their visa, and you have no idea what the niggly little regulations that govern that might be.Â
3) If a law enforcement officer asks you about a neighbor/friend/etc., take this moment to remind them that, unlike them, you cannot ask a random person off the street for their ID and be entitled to a response.Â
4) Even if someone has told you that they are undocumented, you still donât know, do you? Humans lie all the time. How could you know for sure? You canât, because they canât prove that they have a lack of papers. Just because you havenât seen papers doesnât mean they donât exist!Â
5) Donât ever talk to cops in general. Why are you talking to a cop? Stop that, as soon as it is safe and feasible.Â
Love,
a very tired public defender
thereâs a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musicianâs style of music to the otherâs
itâs really fun
lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history
This is actually really useful for finding music thatâs in between genres that I wouldnât know to look for.
This has nothing to do with books but itâs COOL
I feel like this could be useful for trying to slowly pull yourself away from your depression music to something more uplifting without it being jarringâŚ
Exactly what I was thinking?? I love this???
(Edit: Accidentally reblogged this to my main so now I gotta make it witchy lol. But imagine the potential uses for this in a ritual setting. Rags to riches? Sad/nervous to empowered/confident? Mourning a loss to celebrating life again?)
For some reason Deserts Chang to Pablo Lopez hits up Grease and the Doc McStuffins Theme Song on the way.

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christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything
person: god might be a woman
christians:
I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just⌠answer itâŚ
The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.
Scary nurse in a creepy voice: âDo you have an appointment to see the doctor?â
Me: âUh. Do you accept walk-ins?â
Scary farmer: âI like to kill people!â
My friend, brightly: âI like to die!â
Zombie : âAARRRGHâ
Me : âDo you get dental insurance?â
Zombie : âTEETH!!â
This happened to me.
Scary prison dude: HELLO
Me: Nice to meet you!
Him: (pause) No itâs noooooot
My worst horror house experience was when I couldnât find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying âplease scream as loud as you can when you run out thereâ and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that
Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: ⌠Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). â Got to walk a second time throughâ Same guy: My friends -wailing- Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh.Â
I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.
Specifically, I remember;
There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said âHi!â and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.
Near the end, there were these twin little girls. âCome play with us.â They said. âOkay!â I said. âForever.â They said. âOh, sorry, canât do that. Iâm busy.â
I could hear them giggling.
Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!
Me: thanks dad
A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad