Who Even Knows Anymore.

Ft. Simon fixing something and also Simon getting lectured about safe binding practices again lmao

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this.

grace and rocky are both doing their best to care for their sad little alien best friend

promising to invent candy would be a HUGE motivator for grace

@casgirl rocky is winning this war

to be totally fair I think this is almost verbatim how I'd respond in that situation

ok one more… or maybe two.. or-

I recommend this format!"]

And all this just in the first week....

Imagine Grace, Rocky, Simon on Grace's ship. Grace is standing in front of an ocean of blood. He's not sure how he got here, but it's fascinating. Voices rise from whispers. "RYLAAAAAND RYYYYLAND RYLAND!" He bends down to the rippling surface. "I prefer Grace, actually." A pause. "GRRRACE GRAAACE GRACE! GRACE…" He touches the blood. It's warm. "I'm a doctor." A collective sigh rises from everywhere. "DOCTORRRR RYLAND GRAAACE RYLAND DOCTOR GRACE RYLAND." "The viscosity is a little thicker than blood. I wonder why." "DOCTOR RYLAND GRACE." "Smells like blood. But… it's not congealing… what's keeping it a fluid?" "HELLO." He stands. "And why here? It's desolate. There's nothing alive. Where'd it come from?" "…IT…IS AN EMRYONIC FLUID THAT NURTURES US, FORMED FROM THE DISSOLUTION OF ALL." Grace frowns. "Like a giant womb?" Silence falls again. "WE EXPECTED MORE SCREAMING." Grace snorts. "Why? Looks like an algae bloom." The surface quivers. An enormous form rises. Too large. Too many teeth. Sunken, milky eyes. Grace screams. "YES, LIKE THAT."

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That player who reminds the DM to make things more difficult  (Robin Wood, Different Worlds 35, Chaosium, July/August 1984)

I'm sorry.???

by @ piwonplaylist 💙❤️

American Nuns singing “No Scotland, No Party” is funny as fuck.

Bloodymary, but they're kinda fish and bird :p