basically i just love cereal

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

fun fact ancient humans didn't domesticate cats the cats domesticated the ancient humans

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

person (non-practicing)

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

the cruelty these actors had to endure is immeasurable

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

May you be deeply loved, well-rested, and genuinely at peace.