basically i just love cereal

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

No clean jammies so I'm wearing one of my nice shirts. Anyway suddenly I really want some hot chocolate, but I don't want to like, actively pay attention to it. I'm sure nothing bad will come of this

stain

biggest heartbreak FR

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

at a point in my life where its like…why wouldnt it work out for me

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you