basically i just love cereal

biggest heartbreak FR

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

at a point in my life where its like…why wouldnt it work out for me

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

I have so much faith that everything will work out for me, everything that is meant to find me will find me and what is meant to teach me will teach me.

I looove having 0 children and sleeping alone in my quiet clean cool apartment and going to concerts and festivals and shopping for new cute clothes and watching TV

realizing how stupid the vast majority of people are is really scary. is anyone else scared

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

Literally cannot believe I was ever scared of getting older like this is awesome. Learning so many new things about myself & reacting to things that used to get under my skin so differently. This is so sexy.