Unmitigated Disaster

@lyrslair

Lyr | 40s | they/them | My blog is a mess. I post about fandom, animal stuff, sometimes yell about my autism/ADHD, chronic illness, and disability rights. I am terrible about remembering to tag things, fair warning. It's not on purpose my brain is just crap. Sticking my foot in my mouth? Same deal. | ao3: SoongTypeDisaster and keldabe-kriff

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owa-tagoo-siam

psychicbluebirdmiracle

@dirac-equation is the new funniest person ever everyone else can go home/silly

dirac-equation

I've won Tumblr.

I don't even remember writing that 😭

mossworm

shrimp are the most powerful animals in the world

mossworm

Let me explain the set of circumstances that led to this Eulimnadia clam shrimp living out its entire live cycle in a styrofoam cup on the ground.

The cup fell, blew, or rolled into a sideways position on the rocks where it could hold some water and rain could still splash into it, but it wasn't immediately cooked by direct sunlight. There hasn't been enough rain to fill the surface of that ditch itself for years, but evidently at least one shrimp egg from the soil from a past year must have rolled into the cup or been pushed there by a bug or animal, plus some dried bits of algae and microbes, and enough dead leaf bits and soil to feed them. Then, for at least a week (based on shrimp's size), enough rain fell to keep the cup full enough to grow not only the shrimp, but enough things for it to feed on. So, now it's just in there, quietly eating microbes and filtering water in a single cup on the ground, laying clone eggs into the tiny bit of dirt at the bottom and doing whatever. It's good sized and healthy, too. This isn't even that unusual of a container; I've found them in old tires before.

You can hopefully see why I have to tell as many people about these things as possible.

fraddit

When you stay in a hotel room, do you unpack your suitcase into the provided closet and dresser?

always

sometimes (explain in tags if desired)

never

never been in a hotel room/bald/etc

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

#for regular hotels especially short stays? no #they will go on a rack or otherwise elevated surface and I'll live out of the suitcase mostly #however if we've gone to the ocean I know how thorough the pest control is at the places we stay #and we usually stay for a week or more #so it makes sense to unpack there as most of the beach accommodations are either houses #or the rooms are done up more similar to houses because most people stay for a longer time #if I unpack at a regular hotel I seem to be more likely to forget things when it's time to leave #I do not know why this is easier at the beach houses.

intriga-hounds

Oh good you are home. I escaped.

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deebrisbyfish

Dang, I hope it's hot enough to justify this strip when it actually runs. Well, not really. I HATE the heat. But it was hot when I DREW this, so hopefully it won't feel woefully out of place on the day it runs. lol Well, hot or not, it will at least officially be SUMMER.

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deanwinchesterapologist

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

tuckyourshirt

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

ymutate

Helen Whitaker, England

" Sycamore Seed "

Glass , copper and brass

mikkeneko

AI tool use is becoming mandatory for more and more roles at my company, unfortunately including mine, so I've spent the last week or so undergoing training courses and practice exercises for Claude Cowork, and here is my conclusion:

Congratulations, you made a computer that cannot successfully count to ten.

mikkeneko

claudd Cowork perfec t size for put personal financial data inside for a\nalysis! inside very Safe and Convenient financ data consume put data in Claude Cowork. Put Personal Financial Data In Claude Cowork. no problems ever in clode cwork because Anthropic is Friend who will take sososo good care of your data trust <3 Cowwork yes a place for a data health data put financial data in cowok mouth can trust claud for giveing good work to data. friend cowork

appendingfic

so as someone who isn't required, how do they know you used ai to do work?

mikkeneko

Each person's account is given 'credits' which are centrally tracked and if you aren't using any they ask why not.

canuckerrant

it still kinda weirds me out that one of the primary mechanisms of action for blood pressure meds, aside from "relaxes your veins", is "tells your body to drop more liquid so your blood volume is lower"

like

man. in a fantasy universe I could get a vampire to do that for free, fuck copays

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midnightssea

spotted this sign at a hotdog restaurant where the extra long hotdog is called “the homewrecker”

what-even-is-thiss

I keep getting shown an AI ad where a guy is cooking burger with entire assembled burger and French fries sitting on the grill and poking them with a spatula and I haven’t once paid attention to what this AI burger man is attempting to sell me.

withoutideas

I see you your burger, and raise you…

Alien Orthodontistry.

(Don’t even remember where I found this one. Wasn’t Tumblr, though there have been some gems here.)

what-even-is-thiss

Ah yes my friend Mike and his circular rows of teeth.

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

serenadeformice-deactivated2025

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

useful-boy

Been sick for over a week and these tags sent me into several coughing fits from laughing. I love it here I could never truly leave

Schroedinger's meds... I load my pill box two days at a time and usually this easily lets me figure out if I've taken my meds for the day.

But...

I have either taken both sets of meds and took my evening meds earlier without remembering. Or I have taken NONE of my meds today.

And because I shouldn't double up on any of it, it's safer to assume I did take it.

Even though judging by how jumpy I am I have probably NOT taken my anxiety meds. dslkjghafjklhdgajk

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mkanuhea

tag urself

emnesoi0

racists on twitter tend to have names like cunny_reich_88 but someone twice as racist on reddit will have a name like quirky_pizza_dude because he's too disconnected from reality to even gauge how racist he is

emnesoi0

and he publicly makes fun of cunny_reich_88 not because (as he would insist) he fundamentally disagrees with any of his positions but rather because he thinks anime is degenerate art

emnesoi0

racists on tumblr, on the other hand, will just state unabashedly that they believe anime is degenerate art because they think they're being feminist for it

majesticaldiscomfort

.....there are racists on Tumblr?.... 😱

emnesoi0

buddy,

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