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aaaaand now I am crying because that was HIS sink that was HIS his sink he liked to sit in and drink from that we kept on all the time for those last few months of his life so he'd get enough water while he was on chemo and tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow is the anniversary of the day we brought him home and mother FUCKER the timing and now everything fucking hurts again.

I know it's minor I KNOW it is but HIS SINK BROKE. :(

Oh good. We've got water squirting out the side of one of the bathroom sink knobs every time we turn it on now. skljghlfkjhgjfd

Thankfully it's the bathroom that isn't carpeted, and also the one with less stuff to get wet. So like. It's not urgent if we're cautious. So I told my uncle to take his time coming out to look at it because it's too fuckin hot to do anything right now.

But for fuck's sake.

#somehow it's like??? tightened itself over time???#we weren't using the cold water handle much since the cat died since it's the farthest sink from the water heater #so I guess??? it somehow??? self tightened??? and might have cracked something after swelling in the heat???#idk but this is brand new as of tonight #like. it's not the end of the world. but can we please. stop having new shit to fix for a while???#can things just... work like they are supposed to for a while???#so we can maybe catch a breather catch up on shit catch up on fixing the already long broken shit???#why is everything just. so stupid?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Someone on my town's local facebook chat is asking if anyone knows a good private local GP and we're all like "literally anyone who has time to slot you in is our 'good local GP'" and she's all like "nono they're not good enough, I need specialised care, the couple of local bulk billing places are too rushed, I need to know who the good local private clinics with lots of free time are" and we're all like. "You are not understanding us. This is a country town. If you can get a fifteen minute appointment in one of those 'bulk bulling places' then you are very lucky and need to jump on that opportunity immediately. The doctors you are seeking are all in the capital city six hours away."

derinthescarletpescatarian

My GP moved away very suddenly for a 'family emergency' about six months ago, claiming he would be back at Some Unspecified Time, and it's been a topic of ongoing gossip and speculation ever since. Everyone is obsessed with this guy and when he's coming back. Not because his life is at all interesting or even because he was a particularly great doctor (he was mostly fine I guess), but because he was one quarter of our local non-emergency healthcare system and some people are holding out a desperate hope that we might get that quarter back at some point.

derinthescarletpescatarian

WELL THAT'S A VERY DIFFERENT POST

I have no idea how the local prostitution industry is doing but I very much doubt you have to drive six hours for one.

myopinionisimportant

Actually as far as I can tell all Victoria's brothels are in Melbourne, so most of your options on that front are six hours away too.

derinthescarletpescatarian

The doctor never came back btw

olicrosse

cephalopodvictorious

fixed it

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herpsandbirds

Marbled Newt (Triturus marmoratus), male, family Salamandridae, northern Spain

photograph by Bryan Maltais

earhartsease

seen on a street in Clacton

herpsandbirds

could i ask for pigeons? just any/all variety of pigeons you want to post

Oh oh oh, here are a few favorites...

Nilgiri Wood Pigeon (Columba elphinstonii), family Columbidae, found along the Western Ghats and in the Nilgiri Hills in SW India

photograph by Sawat Mishra

Ashy Wood Pigeon (Columba pulchricollis), family Columbidae, Nepal

photograph by Rita Rossi

Common Wood Pigeon (Columba palumbus), family Columbidae, Italy

photograph by Lorenzo Galeotti

Snow Pigeon (Columba leuconota), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, Sela, Arunachal Pradesh, India

photograph by Raj Kimar

Band-tailed Pigeon (Patagioenas fasciata), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, CA, USA

photograph by Paul Fenwick

talesfromtreatment

Hola! Hope it's ok to ask, recently I got told that there is no way to socialize kittens from a feral mom, that they will be irreversibly feral since birth. How true is that?

If your look through my "foster kitten" tag, 99% of those were born to feral moms. 99% of kittens you find up for adoption in any shelter are going to be from feral moms.

A very, VERY small sampling of kittens from feral moms. Hell, my own Sundew was a 3 week old feral kitten when I got him.

creekfiend

also I fucking HATE wearing a mask. just for the record. i hate it. i hate it so fucking much. if I go to a place masked I have roughly 1/5th of the time available to me before I crash* that I would if I was not wearing a mask.

*as soon as I am in public, I get one of those countdown meters in the corner of my screen like you do when you're swimming in legend of fucking zelda. when it runs out I turn into a pumpkin. by which I mean have a shutdown

#GOD SAME and like. I don't get a choice. I have to wear one. if I want to like. not wind up dead. is the thing.#like I have respiratory fuckery and my partner has an autoimmune condition #masks are not negotiable you know?#AND WHAT REALLY HACKS ME OFF #is that when EVERYONE was wearing one #I could get away with wearing a lighter weight more breathable one #because everyone was keeping their fucking shit contained #so I didn't have to make sure I had a mask so tightly sealed it feels like trying to breathe gelatin #with my too-sensitive-to-heat-and-humidity body #(because my oxygen levels are FINE with the mask but the increased humidity caused by a tightly sealed one is Sensory Hell)#when I could wear a simple like. double layered cloth mask that wasn't as hard in the summer you know #but I CAN'T anymore because doing that requires EVERYONE ELSE ALSO BE WEARING ONE #also I miss being able to eat inside at restaurants. do you know. how much it sucks. to miss out on that part of the human experience?#I can't just go to a coffee meetup anymore I can't just go have dinner in public with friends #and then I get to hear people whine how wearing a mask is soooo haarrddddddd and it's like #LISTEN. SOME DAYS. WEARING A SHIRT. FEELS LIKE IT IS MAKING MY SKIN BURN OFF.#but I am still. required to wear one. when I go inside stores.#no shirt no shoes no service. so like. maybe. just maybe. you can fucking. suck it up. to help. save a life. LITERALLY.#if my sensory hell ass is still masking up when it MAKES ME SUFFER #I need allllll the abled people to SHUT THE FUCK UP about how HARRRRRRRRRDDDDDD it is #sorry jesus fuck apparently I am still angry about this dfjhgljkadfhgjkadf

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moldavite

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

nealashitposts

I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.

vexwerewolf

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

vexwerewolf

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

vexwerewolf

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

vexwerewolf

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

lesser-robot-cat

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

amnhnyc

Meet Davy’s naked-backed bat (Pteronotus davyi)! This species, which can be found in parts of Central and South America, preys mostly on moths and flies. It uses echolocation to hunt by night, and can detect prey as small as 0.08 in (0.2 cm) in size from nearly 2.46 ft (0.75 m) away in darkness. Often feeding above water, this bat also has the ability to drink on the go—a phenomenon known as “drinking on the wing.”

Photo: Geoffrey Gomes, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

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lyrslair

J got me a Creature. It was (mis)labeled as a solid copper pixiu, but as there are no antlers or wings and that is definitely a wolf's (or possibly dog's) head and not a lion's we suspect it might instead be a bronze denglong. It does have whiskers and belly scales so it's at least one of the dragon-hybrid creatures.

Either way he's lovely and pleasantly weighty and I need to find a good place for him to sit.

lyrslair

Now with tiny bixi friend.

hellenhighwater

No Bones Jones, nobody does it like you.

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