Unmitigated Disaster

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Does she have a little bed in front of the heating vent there

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

The mythical disabled person who is so disabled that everyone consistently supports and accommodates them without question is a straw man which only exists as a hypothetical for the political purpose of denying real disabled people care while still being able to argue that said care would be accessible to disabled people who "actually deserves it"

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

I am making everyone remember normal goose

Thank you @glitterdustcyclops !