through me forbidden voices

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

I think in any Jedi!Maul scenario where he grew up in the temple his whole life, it would be very very funny if he kept the evil Sam Witwer voice and cadence and delivery when he talked. Good guy with terminal mellifluous bad guy voice. He doesn’t hear it and can’t help it, everything he says sounds suspicious by default and constantly makes people do double takes. Genuinely a good person but sounds like the most classic evil mustache twirler of all time

the purpose of a toy is what it does