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I hereby extend blanket permission for anyone to creep on my archive, and to like and reblog posts from it if they want to. It’s really quite flattering.

Yeah, this isn’t a Tumblr thing. Everyone here loves it when they wake up to 97 notifications and they’re all likes and reblogs from the same person of shit you posted five years ago.

I love it when someone is obviously going through a specific tag of mine.

User that exhibits the actively curious, reblog-spamming, tag-digging behavior is an endangered species that must be preserved at all costs. No seriously I view this kinda stuff as a big, massive, yuuuuuge compliment. Please don’t let this culture die.

Yes, please, come on in here and dig in the depths!

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

Me screenshotting nice comments on my work for the bad depressive dips.

i love posts on here that are like “>:) i love nasty dirty forbidden relationships, i love relationships that are hard to define as platonic or romantic, i love toxic dynamics, i love when characters are so close that they can’t be separated from each other and this destroys every other relationship they have (IF YOU MAKE THIS ABOUT INCEST I’LL KILL YOU)” like my brother in christ you are the one who made the sandwich

if you make a post about enjoying forbidden relationships, i think you’re gonna have to accept that incest is gonna get tagged on your post. i’m sorry if that makes you uncomfortable, but that’s like the number one forbidden relationship people enjoy. it’s on hbo for god’s sake. relax and learn to love the brotherfucking.

nasa trying to eat the moon

Operation Pac Man is a go

sometimes i think about how neil probably went days without speaking to another human being before becoming a guy who literally couldn't keep his mouth shut if his life depended on it in contrast to an andrew who literally couldn't shut up bcus of the meds before returning to his normal state of 'i speak to 3 people and one of them is my therapist' and its just like wow. andreil.

AHHH they're so pretty 😍

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

Queer joy detected!

They missed. 😔