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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿

I hereby extend blanket permission for anyone to creep on my archive, and to like and reblog posts from it if they want to. It’s really quite flattering.

Yeah, this isn’t a Tumblr thing. Everyone here loves it when they wake up to 97 notifications and they’re all likes and reblogs from the same person of shit you posted five years ago.

I love it when someone is obviously going through a specific tag of mine.

User that exhibits the actively curious, reblog-spamming, tag-digging behavior is an endangered species that must be preserved at all costs. No seriously I view this kinda stuff as a big, massive, yuuuuuge compliment. Please don’t let this culture die.

Yes, please, come on in here and dig in the depths!

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

Me screenshotting nice comments on my work for the bad depressive dips.

i love posts on here that are like “>:) i love nasty dirty forbidden relationships, i love relationships that are hard to define as platonic or romantic, i love toxic dynamics, i love when characters are so close that they can’t be separated from each other and this destroys every other relationship they have (IF YOU MAKE THIS ABOUT INCEST I’LL KILL YOU)” like my brother in christ you are the one who made the sandwich

if you make a post about enjoying forbidden relationships, i think you’re gonna have to accept that incest is gonna get tagged on your post. i’m sorry if that makes you uncomfortable, but that’s like the number one forbidden relationship people enjoy. it’s on hbo for god’s sake. relax and learn to love the brotherfucking.