omg another ask game hehehe thank you for the tag @asyndetonic!!
1) Origins of your blog’s name
sparassis is a mushroom! the english name is a cauliflower mushroom bc it looks like a cauliflower. i have found it in the PNW and it’s so cool. i love mushrooms/foraging in general as i have said way too many times on here lol, plus the first letter of sparassis is the first letter of my name. but someone else’s blog has the actual spelling of this lol so i had to get creative. i'm the temu knockoff
2) My ‘I’ll always order this food’
uhh i haven’t been anywhere to order something in years lol but a safe bet is anything with tofu ⬜️
3) Overused emoji
mostly same as @asyndetonic lol 😭 ❤️ 🥺 and i also use lol and lmao waaay too much but such is the internet lmao…….. oops i did it again
4) Current comfort movie, show, book
well i just watched Tommy with @seaweed-water which is not necessary a comfort movie lmao, it’s actually a bit traumatic but the original Tommy album by The Who is comforting to me. so i’m including that lmao because i don’t watch a lot these days
for tv it’s seinfeld or schitt’s creek; book i’m gonna say @seaweed-water’s fic Devil Town (this totally counts ok. i downloaded it to ibooks, therefore it is a book)
5) Song on Repeat
the songs that have been on repeat in my head for many many years are “the long and winding road” by the beatles and “…and counting (acoustic)” by lights. they are my calming comfort songs
6) My last hyperfixation
hahaha same with asyndetonic; teen wolf, heated rivalry, and also learning to sing properly if that counts as a hyperfixation (it does, based on the amount of youtube vids i’ve watched about it) oh and dan and phil, always (if you’re reading this pls come talk to me about dnp)
7) Oddly specific thing that brings me joy
plushies, soft things, cute things. sorry this isn’t specific. ok a wolf plushie similar to what @queer-stilinski wrote a cute fic about the other day <3 how many times will i mention this wolf plushie idk but i love it and so should you
8) What smell instantly makes me happy
brownies, maple syrup, banana muffins, petrichor, the forest/mushrooms/earth
9) Something I loved as a kid that I secretly still do
………plushies, animals, fairies
10) Phone wallpaper right now
this forest that has been my wallpaper for years <3 (i did not take the pic but omg can you imagine)
11) Are you an Early Bird, Night Owl, or something else?
neither, none, nothing lol. midday? whenever i happen to be functional? i get up early but that doesn’t mean i’m functional then lmao
hope this was interesting to read lol, i never know who actually reads these from me. i like answering them though, very self-indulgent hehe. tagging the aforementioned @seaweed-water and @queer-stilinski, and @hedwig221b! <3
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Derek and Stiles having a “secret handshake” (at least, that’s what Stiles calls it to anyone that asks) where they hold up a hand and put each fingertip together in time
One, two, three, four, five. Making sure that this–a moment outside the school, bumping into each other in the grocery store, Stiles visiting to ask a question–is real.
TEEN WOLF / VAMPIRE DIARIES CON - 2014 VIENNA ALSO KNOWN THE CON IN THE PYRAMID OF HORROR AS FANS AND STARS WERE COOKED IN A GLASS PYRAMID THAT HELD ABOUT 42°C SAT and SUN. More pics here
derek gets nightmares. his gasps awaken stiles who pulls him close immediately, stays up with him until the fear has passed, and for a long while after. derek curls into his side and pants against his chest, hoping the sound of his heartbeat will overpower the sound of screaming in his head. that stiles’ scent will override the smoke that fills his lungs.
stiles is patient and gentle with him, strokes his hair and cups his head and soothes down his sweaty back. he calls derek pet names and tells him he loves him and murmurs sweet nothings and reassurances and words of safety. he relieves him of his guilt and tells derek it isn’t his fault, everything’s okay, they’re together. he helps derek count his fingers with him, but when derek is brought back to the present, leaving the past long behind and unable to reach it again, he doesn’t know which is worse.
he refuses to close his eyes, too haunted by what he sees there, what’s literally burned into his brain. he presses his face into stiles’ skin and just breathes him in, tastes the sweat there, letting it fill his mouth instead of the dry ashes.
in the early hours of the morning, he falls asleep at last, safe in stiles’ arms, his long fingers still moving through derek’s hair, his soft mouth pressing kisses to his forehead. stiles only sleeps when derek’s breathing has long evened out, when his shaking stops at last and his strong, desperate grip on stiles loosens.
stiles pulls the blankets up around them, cocooning them in their safe nest, and holds the wolf close to him, this most precious man, the person most dear to him in the world. his fingers continue to soothe across derek’s skin, to calm him even in sleep, when he needs it most. he whispers out his love once more before finally allowing himself to follow derek into unconsciousness, and prays for a peaceful rest at last for his mate.
they remain tangled together, intertwined, how they’re always meant to be.
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Both Stiles and Derek are touch-starved. I feel even canonically.
It would be absolutely adorable when they are in a relationship. Derek will be clinging to Stiles, touching and nuzzling him every chance he gets. It calms him a lot to be able to do that without any fear or inhibitions. And Stiles thrives in it because he has never been adored like this. Of course, his father pats him and gives him occasional hugs, and Scott does the same sometimes, but after his mother's death, this is the first time he has been this pampered or adored.
Derek also, after his family's loss, this is the first time he can have someone close like this without any restrictions. I feel like these characteristics fit even the canon theme well.
Another reason I love this pair. They really are like puzzle pieces that will fit perfectly. Derek will worship Stiles and bombard him with affection, and Stiles will make Derek feel safe and warm.
Derek woke up earlier than Stiles this morning, and he's in the kitchen washing up the dinner dishes they didn't do last night and making a light breakfast for when Stiles wakes up. He hears his husband upstairs, hears him going through his morning routine. At one point he hears Stiles swear quietly, but no loud crashes or smell of blood or pain, so Derek tunes it out. Then he hears rustling, and the delightful smell of chocolate hits his nose just as Stiles walks downstairs. he comes to a stop in the entrance to the kitchen, and he has a huge chocolate bar that he's taking big bites out of.
"What is it this time?" Derek asks, already resigning himself to an apology he must owe Stiles, he's just not sure what.
See, Derek has a sweet tooth. Everyone eventually learns this about him, he doesn't exactly hide it. But as a kid he learned the hard way that born werewolves cannot handle chocolate well. He can handle it better in human form, but it really makes his tummy hurt and gives him wicked gas, and when he's shifted? Forget about it! He actually threw up once in the beta shift after he ate chocolate. And Stiles, sweetie that he is, gave up eating chocolate in solidarity to Derek before they were even dating. He finds chocolate free desserts for them all the time, he really cares. Except when he's upset with Derek. When they fight, the chocolate comes out. Derek can't even be mad about it, cause the way Stiles teases him with it, god he just wants to lick and kiss all the chocolate off his lips and cheeks. And he's smart about it, he keeps the chocolate hidden in a scent proof box so Derek can't get into it and either eat it or throw it out. Derek has looked, but he thinks magic is involved.
"We're out of toothpaste." Stiles says simply, and he rips another giant bite off the bar, crunching and smacking loudly.
Derek sighs and looks to the ceiling. He chugs back the last of his coffee, and kisses Stiles on the shoulder as he passes him on his way out. See, he did the grocery shopping, and Stiles had even said out loud as he left the house, "Don't forget toothpaste!" He's pretty sure it was on the list… Either way, yes, its technically his fault that Stiles had no toothpaste this morning (Derek runs his tongue over his teeth and realizes he also forgot to brush this morning, damn it!), so he grabs his keys, puts on his shoes, and drives over to the Walgreen's to get some toothpaste. He hopes that by the time he's home Stiles will have hidden the chocolate away cause Derek is getting a craving now. He could stop and get doughnuts, the chocolate on there is barely chocolate, its mostly sugar and oil…
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Derek having to stay at the Stilinski house for some reason and Noah clears out the guest room a bit for him, with the very clear expectation of Derek sleeps in this room, Stiles sleeps in his room, no staying up all night hanging out and chatting, this isn't a sleepover, some of us have work in the morning. Then as soon as Noah goes to bed he can hear the guest bedroom door opening and admittedly quiet footsteps crossing the hallway, Stiles door opening and a bunch of hushed talking and shushing like they think they're being slick about it. Noah gets up to tell them off and he cracks open Stiles door to find them both passed out on Stiles bed, Derek full shifted and wrapped around the tangled mess of Stiles, whose limbs are everywhere. Noah just shuts the door and goes back to bed. He cleared out the guest room for nothing
