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[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

hellenhighwater

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

toontwink

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh hello you’ve returned to us

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danielkanhai

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

anarchistmemedistro

good time to remind people that while there are real benefits to apps over using a browser, tech companies love them because they have way more access to and control over your data, and all that data is tied to you more directly than it would be on a family pc or library computer.

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krispdreemurr

I have reason to believe Kris is also mumbling Flowery’s voicelines under their breath at all times. My reason is that it would be really funny

ralsei keeps shooting them Looks every fucking time

pastelflowertrash

i had to

#kris is the master of ragebait they absolutely would do this

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If you had told me 7 years ago that deltarune was gonna have transgender anime catgirl selfcest yuri I would not have believed you

#deltarune #pink deltarune #mad mew mew

penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

butterflyslinky

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

penny-anna

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

penny-anna

The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.

#sure make him prime binister

samenamesmackdown

Same Name Smackdown!

Who would win in a fight?

Aqua (Deltarune)

Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

#don't pit two bad bitches againts each other

samenamesmackdown

Same Name Smackdown!

Who would win in a fight?

HAL 9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey)

Hal (Malcom in the Middle)

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

hometoursandotherstuff

#you're telling me this horse is only sort of rad?

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anarchopuppy

A new analysis of National Highway Transportation and Safety Administration auto crash data shows that Tesla has the highest rate of fatal a

holy shit

i knew teslas were bad but "literally twice as deadly as the average vehicle" is something else

theconcealedweapon

videogameoutofcontext

lurker-at-thresholds

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

lurker-at-thresholds

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

lurker-at-thresholds

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

#workers of the world are stream sniping me

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