Lilly!

No you need an exorcist

M*A*S*H, “A Smattering of Intelligence” (1974)

I’m obsessed with final forms. THE SYMBOLISM OF YOUR ACTIONS/PERSONALITY HAS BECOME A PART OF YOUR PHYSICAL SELF. ( AND NOW YOURE A MONSTER.)

every so often i will see boylikers just thirsting crazy hard after Some Guy and it honestly feels like i'm watching a ghost hunting show where they've circled a small inscrutable part of the footage to indicate that they think it's evidence of a ghost. like, no shade, but i just have no idea what the hell you're talking about. i wonder if people who aren't girllikers think the same thing abt me when i tell them i really wanna get railed by Ingrid Pitt (RIP, queen)

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."