Lilly!

If someone were, as a random example, say hospitalized for over two weeks with no explanation, I think that should automatically trigger a special election to replace them.

If you're still able to do your job, then prove it. And if you're not, then you're actively obstructing democracy by not stepping down.

Which is to say, that if a public official were to pass away or into a coma, and their handlers choose to obfuscate that fact, this should be seen as intentionally obstructing democracy.

On the one hand, I guess it was only a matter of time? On the other hand... there's ten billion Video Game White Guys on the damn internet, how the hell did the roulette decide to land on me of all people?

Really difficult to describe the feelings I'm sitting with right now. Resignation, I guess? Incandescent, directionless rage? A weird sense of personal violation?

Especially since there is literally not a goddamn thing I can do about it. The channel is just churning out ChatGPT slop essays with AI editing, it's not like I have a copyright claim. It's plagiarizing from millions of people all at once, it just so happens to be doing it while wearing my voice as a kind of skin suit.

I guess I just have to be ready for this to happen more frequently. If my luck stays bad, whatever model got trained on my voice will be used on god knows how many slop videos churned out by automated systems, and then there'll be thousands of the fuckers.

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

- Due to storms, they had to evacuate the National Mall grounds. But the MAGA crowd didn't want to leave. They just stood around chanting "USA! USA!" They were convinced liberals were messing with the weather. Reportedly, one of the security guards got so fed up that he threw a chair at them.

- Fox News didn't have anything to share while they were waiting for Trump's delayed speech, so they just showed a feed of him staring at the TV. And he was watching Fox News.

- A bunch of the crowd that was evacuated wasn't even let back in, and they were raging about it on social media. Some of them waited 10 to 12 hours in record-setting heat (102°F) and never got to see anything. All special passes were canceled. So much for money privilege.

- Because the program was running so far behind, several performers were cancelled.

- Trump's speech began at 11:15 p.m., after a sizeable amount of his followers had abandoned the event. It was unremarkable in just like all of his other ones- a bunch of "America is the greatest nation," blaming Democrats for everything bad, and general gibberish.

- The fireworks didn't begin until almost midnight, so they ended on July 5th.

- They wanted to have more fireworks than ever before, but they set off so many that the sky was covered in light, and it just looked like everything was on fire. The finale was not visible due to the smoke.

- Trump appeared to fall asleep during the show.

- The immense amount of pyrotechnics fucked up the air in DC

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.