USB Rat King

Developing a sick fixation on the bagel guy I get breakfast from every Friday on my way to work. I have visited his stall thrice and each time he hears my order, shakes his head, and gives me a slightly different version of my order that tastes better than what I'd originally asked for

Today I asked for a plain lox spread bagel and he gave me an everything bagel with a lox, scallion, and dill spread and it fucks so heavy. Moaning at work rn

No i will not tell you who this is or where. This is MY parasocial relationship with a bagel guy who is doing a kind of customer service dom thing to me. You guys don't get to HAVE him [eyes start glowing as I growl]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

music is stupid

music is for bad idiots 🫂

So everyone should die?

Obviously

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever