USB Rat King

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

“Jesus Shaves”

dj play a 6pm breeze in 2007

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

Many of us saw the picture, thought it was two women, one in a weird costume, and thought, "Hey, good for them."

Maybe the sunflower is also a lesbian. We don't know.

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?