USB Rat King

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!