USB Rat King

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

now THIS is the spirit of Halloween

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

sometimes that post that looks like it was written by a 17 year old was actually written by a 29 year old… everyone you meet is fighting a battle

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

My cat is emotionally abusive towards me

He is a misogynist he used to hit me

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit