having a normal one!

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "enjoy" and stop using "hyper fixation" as a replacement.

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

ive been thinking about how some trans spaces and media lack representation of bottom surgery and itd be nice if we could talk about and depict it more. but my attempts to formulate this into a coherent thought lead me to standing in front of the microwave idly thinking "we should normalize men with penises" as if thats a brave new frontier nobody has ever considered.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

Middle of the year, too, given that it's July.

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

I love how every few months somebody will say something like “you need to read more than the first and last page of a book to say that you actually read it” and people whose entire personality is color coding their bookshelves will act like you told them to kill their firstborn child