having a normal one!

when i was in middle school i probably thought that fandom becoming more mainstream would help me feel less shame but instead it’s like having constant 4D secondhand humiliation beamed directly into my skull

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

eating him tuesday once again

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

we must protect the sanctity of divorce

people are always slandering historians for saying reasonable things like "some things that seem romantic to us were platonic in the context of the times", when there's so many evil historians you actually have to look out for. number 1 : the closet royalist

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

Get an ask in my inbox -> read it -> "oh, that's nice; I need to think of a good response" -> "this deservea more attention than I can give it rn; I'll take another look at it later" -> close inbox until later -> "later" never really comes -> forget -> repeat