having a normal one!

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

hamper for washing, they may not look or smell dirty to you, but they are

we neeedddd to bring back ship and let ship and don't like don't interact. the normalization of shitting on something in fandom just because YOU PERSONALLY don't like it has genuinely gotta stop. I'm guilty of it, I've hated on ships before— granted, it's a rare occurrence. but like, seriously. fandom is supposed to be fun. there is no rightest way to do it. the extreme moralization of everything is so exhausting. it's fiction. we are talking fiction. oftentimes, fanmade fiction. don't like? don't interact.

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

everytime this gets notes there's a chance i will see them while outside without sunscreen and go oh yeah. so ty for being part in my cancer prevention

You guys are dangerously close to realizing specifically what kinds of people they keep from voting and why.

Oh and we have privatized prisons which allow companies to actually make money off of keeping people incarcerated 

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"