bite hazard

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

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chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

i feel like we ignore the fact that canonically scully flirts by talking about weird and rare medical conditions that may have been suffered by deceased individuals. like the woman is morbid and weird and i think we do not emphasize enough how not-at-all-normal she is. if at any point she’s acting like a normal girl she’s probably just faking it because she’s learned to disguise how weird and morbid she is with most of the world in order to fit in

the martian is about a commanding red headed lady saying "oh fuck that guy is in space let's get him let's grab him we need to acquire that guy from space and put him on earth we gotta we gotta." project hail mary is about a commanding red headed lady saying "jesus christ we need to punt that guy away from earth and into space with no hope of return asap he's gotta be Gone we must change his location from earth to space post haste here I've got my baseball bat ready."

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world