Ladies, I have once again escaped from federal prison

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

We need a big chart where we rank all tumblr users most impactful developmental trauma and illnesses of the mind so we can use it to determine who has senior authority when arguing about anime characters

You try and tell me off for my attack on titan take and I check the chart and see you’re 3 points less molested than me plus your parents aren’t divorced so I begin to draft a callout posthaste

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things