Ladies, I have once again escaped from federal prison

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

Hideo Kojima needs to stop naming people words so I can make my quips in peace

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

outfits for immanentizing the eschaton

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

hello

fuck my whole entire life

btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

just had a disconcerting thought

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world