Ladies, I have once again escaped from federal prison

i miss fall out boy so much. fall out boy where are you come back. your wife and kids miss you

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

YEE-CLAW :D

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

if you live in {Not USA} and you make a tumblr post even slightly referencing what time it is where you live you will literally always have to deal with the "lucky 10 thousand" who dont fucking know what a time zone is

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

Is this still available?

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