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Marriage is good and weddings are great but I hate modern wedding culture. You donât need to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding. Stop supporting the wedding industry, stop buying outrageously priced engagement rings, stop spending 10k on a dress youâll only ever wear once.
Coming from a professional event planner - weddings are egregiously expensive because companies openly raise prices at the word âwedding.âÂ
Pro Tip - Never drop the word wedding while planning if you donât need to. Most things can be for âan event youâre planning.â This obviously doesnât include things like the venue, DJ (who needs specific wedding songs), and the wedding dress company if youâre going that route versus just buying a dress.
For my wedding I got âdiscountedâ cupcakes, flowers, decor, bridesmaids dresses, groomsman attire, and invitations. I did this by either searching for things that arenât marketed for weddings or not telling the companies I was working with it was for a wedding. Because honestly, most of the time they donât need to know why youâre ordering.
These companies target people planning their weddings and markup everything the second âweddingâ is said. And itâs said often because people assume the services change exponentially for weddings. They absolutely do not.Â
The best example are the cupcakes I had for my wedding. I used a designer cupcake store in town instead of spending $1000 on a wedding cake. If you place a large order of cupcakes with a cake tree for display - it costs about $150 for 100 (which is what I did). When you order their âweddingâ package - the price raised to a $700 base for 100 cupcakes. The only other perk includes a âtasting.â Forget that. Our tasting was buying a few cupcakes in flavors we thought weâd like and picked three. It cost maybe $20.Â
What these companies do is scummy and targets people who donât have information about the event industry.
I will yell it from the rooftops until people realize thereâs a better way.
I somehow hit the jackpot and grew up being raised by a mother who was actually good and liked me (while she was poor and disabled nonetheless! Big Fascism is always saying poor and disabled single mothers who aren't evil can't exist, get #owned lol), and that actually made me extremely anti-adult from a very young age. every single friend I ever made from ages seven to nineteen would constantly tell me crazy stories about what regularly went down in the penal institutions that passed for their homes, and that was all considered normal and fine and the gold standard for what nice suburban families were meant to be, meanwhile if I said something like "my mum lets me read any book I want and all movies and tv are allowed as long as we watch them together" then I'd get un-invited from every birthday party because I was deemed a corrupting influence (which, to be fair, I was, because I would spend a lot of time convincing my friends that if their parents' rules sucked and were unfair then it was okay to lie to get around them). and whaddya know I'm twenty-four and still get on really well with my mother and talk to her as much as I can and this is the case for literally no one else I know.
Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them
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This is shockingly close to the truth.
Both come from the Latin "burgus", meaning castle or fortified town. A burglar being someone who bypassed the security of fortifications.
Meanwhile burger comes via Hamburg, the burg of Hamma.
So burgers are named after fortifications, and burglars are the ones who bypass them.
The Hamburglar is a reunion of terms
iâm so thirsty⌠wonât you use /water to water me?
/water
ohâŚ. why thank you!!

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staring the cashier down like theyâre going to open and eat the chocolate bar i bought right infront of me
the cadence with how he says âWE MASK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKERâ has got me SOLD
personal soundboard for when i'm scrolling various social media websites
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UNHAND ME FOOL
Luigi⌠thunder.Â
This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made
what have i done
the idea that this might have been made in 2012 is fucking terrifying because it sounds like itâs supposed to be a parody of Thunder by Imagine Dragons
The longer this post goes the more questions it raises.
the only plausible explanation is that imagine dragonâs thunder is a parody of luigi thunder
What the fuck
I do have an answer to this, by the way! Back in 2010, the musical production SPIDERMAN: Turn Off The Dark, was having demos done for their music. As we all definitely know, the musicalâs songs were preformed by Bono and the Edge, and U2⌠but another band also recorded demos for the musical back then.
Imagine Dragons.
However, after recording Demons, and likely a few other songs (and also after coming up with the tune for Radioactive, though they claim itâs not related to the musical) they decided that the songs were âtoo goodâ to be just for a musical, and thus began re-working them for a non-Spiderman related album, which would become Night Visions, Imagine Dragonâs first release.
WHILE I HAVE NO PROOF OF THIS, it is⌠utterly likely that Thunder is one of the songs originally intended for Turn Off The Dark, due to the fact that Electro is one of the villains in that musical, they just didnât release it in Night Visions.
This would of course mean that whoever made this parody back in 2012 has some intimate familiarity with either Turn Off The Dark or Imagine Dragons, which. Isnât 100% unlikely, I suppose.
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practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of itâd be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance
âoh i donât deserve rest and relaxation, i havenât done enough, i havenât earned itâ and my carâs breaks donât deserve break fluid because they arenât breaking well enough to earn it. thatâs what you sound like!!!!!
Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going âawesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred textsâ
Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like heâs running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.
Itâs weirdly charming because thereâs something very âold internetâ about it, this energy of âI made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.â
The man really said: âThe future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2amâ
And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something
horror movie showing a childâs drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons theyâre like a preteen and itâs manga style
My rendition đĽ°

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I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper
I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time
OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.
but of course.