Get a Load Of This Clown™

Didn't like it

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

I've probably watched too much Leverage, because a man in campus cop uniform came in to ask questions about our box office safe today and my boss let him in and gave him all the info he wanted, no questions asked, and all I could think is that we are horrifically easy to con

Maybe he is? Have you checked?

No, although I did check the organizational ID of the British woman who came in to do a last minute film shoot on the second floor, bringing with her an equipment cart large enough to hide a person in.

So it turns out that there is, indeed, money missing from the safe.

notice how everyone is horny today

you probably could domesticate a velociraptor tho, that thing could prolly protect the fuck out of grain

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

one time i had an old school runescape phase and i was sitting around grinding strength xp by doing some repetitive combat task when i just went "wait a second, I could be training my actual strength in real life instead of doing this" and it genuinely got me to go to the gym for like a year before the routine got mildly disrupted one week and then i stopped going