meow! :3

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from hotTubSharts reading: and then maybe she'll wake you again at 6 to the sound of her puking on the floor. maybe /End ID]

@estrogenesis-vaporeongelion came across this post again and started crying about my kitty. Miss him a lot. I hope you know that your writing about your cat still touches people. I’ll always remember her and her glase ofwater

whenever a person with any degree of fame comes out as transmasc suddenly we have hordes of people crying and wailing over how people are forcing girls to be trans men and it would be funny if it wasn't so obviously transphobic and harmful

like when elliot page came out people lost their shit and started talking about how if a young girl is seen playing with a toy car the evil leftist trans cult injects her with testosterone and like okay not only is that not true it isn't even relevant here because we are talking about a divorced almost 40 year old man

i feel like, maybe. the deltarune fandom has given spamton an inflated level of importance

idk. susie and noelle are main characters, the narrative largely is about them and their emotional arc, especially susie's. spamton is like a lore character to me (derogatory) so it's kind of insane knowing people care more about shipping him with a guy who literally overstays his welcome than about shipping the main character with her love interest

ok well i guess i forgot the two dudes appeared on screen together once in an easter egg wrapped in an easter egg

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

bleak falls barrow

Bro….

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

One of the worst parts of being chronically ill is how lonely it gets. You need a community to help you but you realize just how conditional your friendships are on you being able bodied.

I can under no circumstances tell the chunk rock in my friend group that he is the chunk rock in my friend group

I wanna be chunk rock