GIRLS OWN THE VOID

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

they're putting the utena movie in theatres for pride month and for me, specifically

told my friend we are going to see this and they had to actually watch utena in time for our ticket date so they binged the entirety of RGU and finished yesterday. now they get it. this could be you if it's still languishing on your watchlist. it's never too late to watch 1997 masterpiece Revolutionary Girl Utena.

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop