build greatness and die ordinary

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

Murderbot and ART

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

And I don’t mean this in a “fandom is so vapid, they make everything about shipping” way, I mean this in the way of “perennially online folks start to think ‘critical analysis’ means scouring everything for one or two slightly mishandled aspects or even just things that didn’t fit their personal preference to then pen an internet-buzzword-laden and at its core completely meaningless smug rant about it which they then slap into every main tag where it gets 2 notes” and the opinions expressed would somehow baffle and irritate both a totally offline casual viewer and an actual academic viewer of the thing. Worst of both worlds

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it

Guess I’m watching the entire ENG-COD match because someone is asleep on my lap

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.