build greatness and die ordinary

levelheaded normalday preppers have been stockpiling sensible amounts of coffee and frozen meals for when the world is the same as it usually is

Black people who have any form of hair at all deserve 1 million dollars.

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

A lot of people on this site aren't going to want to hear this but a lot of the time an argument between two trans people with different lived experiences isn't transandrophobia or transmisogyny it's just two combative dumbasses squaring up like turkeys who have just seen their reflection in a hubcap.

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

something ive been thinking about lately wrt to the "people learn what their IRL relationships should look like based on what they see in fiction, therefore creators are morally obligated to only write healthy relationships" argument is like. ok. let's set aside for a moment any arguments over whether that actually happens the way people claim it does. let's play in a space where there are, indeed, a massive number of people who are forming their ideas of what healthy relationships look like based purely off of fiction. i think then that the solution would still not be "fictional relationships must be wholly uncomplicated and unproblematic and healthy". i think it would be "we as a society need to do a better job of teaching young people what healthy relationships look like". like if you tell me that grand theft auto is causing car crashes because people are learning how to drive from it i am not going to say oh well then the guys who made that game are morally evil. i'm gonna say oh wow we need to make driver's ed way more accessible then. you know what i mean? i think the next time you get mad over an unhealthy fictional relationship you should step back and ask yourself if you're expecting grand theft auto to be a driver's ed simulator

i think the next time you get mad over an unhealthy fictional relationship you should step back and ask yourself if you're expecting grand theft auto to be a driver's ed simulator

can everyone start writing fic about the hyperniche ship only i'm interested in. please.

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!