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arcturite

Cut to the core

#k6bd

imp-thing

I can't contain it i need to shitpost

#detective grimoire #tmm

transmasc-wizard

people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day

mmtions

sorry op to add text to your post but uhhhh i got into a bad habit of texting myself when I had inspo and this is my warning to Not Do That because sometimes you might click the wrong conversation half asleep and that’s how you get awkward conversations like this:

transmasc-wizard

don't apologize, this is gold

gremlininho

then & now ♡

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eyeofnewtblog

Things that happen at work:

Spanish speaking customer: *comes up to the counter asking for front brake pads and sparks plugs*

Me, in English: Yeah, no problem! Ano? Marca? *get his car year, make and model plugged in, go find his parts, bring them to him*

Spanish speaking customer: *as he inspects the parts, starts in on some story about his mechanic and the brakes that involves a bit more cussing than most guys usually use*

Me, having to waive him off: Sir, um, no comprende? Un momentito por favor. *pulls up google translate, types out “the only Spanish I speak is car parts and the bad words”*

Spanish speaking customer:*straight up cackles, pats me on the back, pays, and leaves*

Bilingual customer: *steps up to the counter, sees my google translate still up on the screen, also cackles* Oh, nice! That’s adorable!

solvatochrome

unpopular cookie opinions

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

oldeytancragg

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

solvatochrome

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

solvatochrome

its almost been 14 years. i could have birthed a child and it would be 13 now. i could have done anything with my life but i’m still just on this website

on the bright side, i stopped trying to kill myself since then lol

prokopetz

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

iwantwings44

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owa-tagoo-siam

haaarpb

deoxoid

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

manyblinkinglights

#feminist retelling

meirmakesstuff

A guy at the gym just looked around, realized he was lifting the same weight as a "girl" in a wheelchair, pushed his weight up two notches, screamed once, and left.

meirmakesstuff

Like,

meirmakesstuff

This could have been avoided by keeping your eyes on your own workout,

This could have been avoided by realizing not all disabilities make people weaker--in fact, the opposite,

This could have been avoided by just being normal about things, man, I don't know what to tell you

meirmakesstuff

My wife (they/them) is the wheelchair user in this scenario. I was on standby because sometimes they lift so much weight they start to tip over.

hateusandseeifwemind

pinene

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

tadeadshihamurder

someone on reddit explained 😭

no-one-offical

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desmolbean404

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

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puyopuyo

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

parasitoidism

we all have that one friend trying to rebuild the world according to their own warped philosophy

#oc tag

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