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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Love Begins
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oh this phrase is not going to leave my mind for a solid week at least. obsessed with this collection of words
le doohickie in question btw:
just witnessed something devastating
guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.
nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic
Look at my birthday cake...

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ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME
I got a free ticket to this movie and i have Thoughts (below the cut in case anyone??? Is worried about spoilers??)
NO MORE MANLY TANK x WAIFISH BOTTOM HEALER WE ARE MAKING THAT TWINK DRAW AGGRO
to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

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Cut to the core
I can't contain it i need to shitpost
people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day
sorry op to add text to your post but uhhhh i got into a bad habit of texting myself when I had inspo and this is my warning to Not Do That because sometimes you might click the wrong conversation half asleep and that’s how you get awkward conversations like this:
don't apologize, this is gold
then & now ♡
Things that happen at work:
Spanish speaking customer: *comes up to the counter asking for front brake pads and sparks plugs*
Me, in English: Yeah, no problem! Ano? Marca? *get his car year, make and model plugged in, go find his parts, bring them to him*
Spanish speaking customer: *as he inspects the parts, starts in on some story about his mechanic and the brakes that involves a bit more cussing than most guys usually use*
Me, having to waive him off: Sir, um, no comprende? Un momentito por favor. *pulls up google translate, types out “the only Spanish I speak is car parts and the bad words”*
Spanish speaking customer:*straight up cackles, pats me on the back, pays, and leaves*
Bilingual customer: *steps up to the counter, sees my google translate still up on the screen, also cackles* Oh, nice! That’s adorable!

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unpopular cookie opinions
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it
darkness without light is an abyss
light without darkness is blinding
you cannot have a coin with one side.
yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie
its almost been 14 years. i could have birthed a child and it would be 13 now. i could have done anything with my life but i’m still just on this website
on the bright side, i stopped trying to kill myself since then lol
"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.