wow is such a funny word. its a basic emotion tied to a basic mouth movement. open->close. its easy! try it! *sticks my fingers in cutely before you can close

Superhero in 60's comic: Jack Anjil was chopping a tree when a truck of chemicals crashed and spilled on him. This caused him to be fused together with his axe. He is now Lumberjack. Same character by modern day: A cosmic force known as the Tool shed which connects everyone with tool based powers made that chemical spill happen because it chose for Jack to be fused with his axe.

I think so often about this guy on tiktok who was yappin about how unrealistic face scars are in fiction, cuz theyre always still super visible or prominent when in reality they fade really fast and easily(in his opinion) and he was like "as evidence, i just cut my face pretty bad by accident today and in like a week or two itll be completely gone" and its been like 4 years i think and i still see his videos on occasion and well, the scar is still visible actually.

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

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23 months

it’s go time.

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.

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