Random Brain Noises

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

Alas, I have found myself Stoppable once more

I think that's actually how Daggerheart works iirc? I mean the extent is down to the DM's discretion I'm fairly sure but the one session I played of it we were adding bits onto the environment as we went. It was pretty fun tbh

I think you should be able to afford to live on your own and completely independently off minimum wage.

I think you should be able to afford to live on your own and completely independently off disability, welfare, unemployment, etc tbh

I love the sentiment, but please be aware that some cybercriminals spoof their numbers. They swap out the sender so you won't get their real number.

Also! DON'T CLICK THE LINKS AT ALL, OR PUT ANYONE ELSE IN A SITUATION WHERE THE LINKS CAN BE CLICKED! A lot of scams like this have IP grabbers and similar hidden in the link, so just please don't click scam links or direct anyone else towards them lol

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

What’s doing the killing

The Killer

Oh that's just my buddy Jeff! We go way back, he's cool

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

You talk all this mess about wizard hats, and yet I don't ever see you wearing one 🤔

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

Also specifically English teachers

Trying to find good vegetarian sushi when you’re allergic to avocado is quite the process let me tell you

It exists for sure and I love it very much but not every sushi place has it or understands the concept of someone being allergic to avocados.

Heck, some sushi places don't even understand the concept of gluten sensitivities. Surely you'd think it would be easy not to contaminate the sushi with an ingredient that most sushi doesn't even use and only ever happens as a topping but alas. May Contain.