This Is A Thing

Bonethony Guardtano here, the Underground's busiest music nerd

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

we’re turning you into the plushie that a quiet trans girl always likes to carry around and hug.

my retirement plan in this economy

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

could you lie

Mario: Die! Die! Die! All of you, DIE!

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

there's this little fairy in my house that likes to make out with other fairies right where I can see because it knows it pisses me off and I can't fucking do anything about it because they're a protected species

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect