always something shiny in the tags

Ahem. *Shuffles notes*

One good thing 2026

Hello tumblr. I’m reviving my old blog from the dead with some of my PHM fanarts.

They come out to the public and the press freaks out because “What if they have an advantage over the poor Umamusume” and Tracen shuts that shit DOWN

They throw a whole party for the first Umamusuko and Etsuko writes an article about how trans students belong in Tracen and the Director creates extra races for all the ones that the Umamusuko isn’t allowed to compete in.

Fine Motion immediately makes a Queergender Buddies club as an intersex Uma before deciding to expand into an LGBTQ club, which quickly gets out of hand as half the school have crushes on other Umamusume

Rudolph is all in on this. The club gets a booth at the fanfest. LGBT charities suddenly find an influx of money after a Tracen student wins a major race. Its unprecedented.

Excluding lesbian because it’s a given all umamusume are gay for each other

Oguri Cap - AroAce. They have one love in their life and it’s food.

Fine Motion - Intersex, like her IRL counterpart.

TM Opera O - hear me out: Transmasc

Meisho Doto - not an orientation but she’s definitely Tenderqueer

Agnes Tachyon - Transcends gender (Agender)

Seiun Sky - Nonbinary/ Bigender/ Neopronouns. “My Pronouns? Um… all of them, I guess.”

Gold Ship - Hypersexual. She fucks and she loves it.

That surprised me.

She didn’t tell me I was wrong

or confused,

like last time

This time,

she said she needed to pray.

That God had a plan,

and it was out of her hands.

She doesn’t know

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

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