I must Scream™

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

better call saul has shown me that life doesn't stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

dna is often explained as if it was computer code, but its important to remember its literally a bunch of physical strings. just as important as the sequence itself is how these physical strings are packaged and where proteins attach to them, because this determines which parts can even be read

its real convenient that they flew the planes into the twin towers on the 11th cause if they had waited a day they wouldnt have been there anymore

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying