The Lightning-Speed Waltz

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.

No, fujoshing out will kill the patient. She needs yuri to live!

"looks you can take from day to night" turned out to be a much smaller problem in my life than magazines led me to believe in the early 2000s

Official ominous sign sign sign sign sign

dna is often explained as if it was computer code, but its important to remember its literally a bunch of physical strings. just as important as the sequence itself is how these physical strings are packaged and where proteins attach to them, because this determines which parts can even be read

I do say, this is perhaps the most unsafe happenstance in a work setting I've ever seen.

Unsilly String™️

Spider-Man really not fucking around this time.