The Lightning-Speed Waltz

this meme is so niche

To mine some vagina ore that the local blacksmith can use to forge me a new 16 inch strap on!

this looks so good!

A Very Vista Morning

Why does he sound like spike

by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

There's a reason why these types of stores usually offer a delivery service.

I think about this a lot.

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

What is going on in r/kitchencels

some highlights from the comments

never wanted to pray for someone before

no but why was richeh lowkey giving bond villain here doing the slow spin round in her chair holding the brushbuddy like a cat

does she know how precious her "roly poly sparkly" magic and her self-soothing by cuddling animals are to me

the aldi subreddit is worth a check. most brand ones aren't, but maybe 10% or so of the posts are just people posting "this wasn't good" with a photo of some sort of boschesque food item that they invented and unleashed on the civilian population