The Lightning-Speed Waltz

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

you meet a cute girl who wants to hypnotise you and you go in expecting some sex stuff but she mostly just has you relax there for a bit which is a little disappointing but its still always great to spend time with an old friend

I can’t believe I finally caught up with my sister after all these years

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)