The Lightning-Speed Waltz

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks

Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted

Today’s Friday, though.

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

where did awawa as a doll thing come from. it feels like something everyone but me knows about

pouting and tearing up because i don't understand the source of your ideas

I swear I'm enjoying the horror DLC for Pacific Drive but I do keep realizing I have a deep cartoonish pout on my face while I play it.

Also hugging a blahaj. For safety.