The Lightning-Speed Waltz

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

f cups just seems like a massive weak spot, whereas the washboard chest can be considered the true symbol of power

whatever you say princess I'm not about to argue with the tatami mat I sleep on

[ID: An edit of the Ikea logo to say "Mimikea" End ID]

Necromancer to their friend in the Mimikea parking lot: hey, you wanna see something really funny?

@xkcd-for-that

I can never reblog that "what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?" post because my answer is always "whoever they have as their pfp" even if it's a character I don't know

I need $600+ for stupid toys

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

sir, the transgender allegorometer is reading at a 3.5 already - if things keep increasing at this rate, it’ll be subtext in a matter of hours. in days? it could be text