The Lightning-Speed Waltz

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

damn i didn't realise u could patent this

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it