The Lightning-Speed Waltz

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

I am so glad that in 2026 there are people experiencing Günther for the first time.

the youths yearn for the ding ding dong

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

so my understanding is that foxes are just puppies but kitty.

This is true.

orgasm is such a nice word to say it feels really good in the mouth, shame it cant ever have one

this isnt due to any denial kink shenanigans, it just isnt ever going to have one. that would be far too unbecoming of it as a princess

how is it unbecoming?? the princess literally be coming...

As an Indigenous person, it continues to astound me that there are such strict laws (written by White people) in our name, laws against...picking up things just found on the ground. Like, stop pretending this is "for" us. We don't want this.

so, for clarity, that's not what this is. the law against possessing feathers is an anti-poaching measure, derived from a North American treaty protecting certain migratory bird species from hunting. that treaty has an exemption for indigenous people to allow tribes that use eagle feathers in ceremonial or religious practices to continue doing so.

okay so i went to the bathroom and got distracted on my phone so i been sitting on the toilet for over an hour and im gonna full send standing up now wish me luck everybody

towel rack

floor

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

f cups just seems like a massive weak spot, whereas the washboard chest can be considered the true symbol of power

whatever you say princess I'm not about to argue with the tatami mat I sleep on