The Lightning-Speed Waltz

indigosfindings

im obsessed with the world of donkey kong, where the "barrel" is an abstracted, functionless object that seems to just manifest in the wild

misterrockett

bark-barkley

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

softwetmoss

And also occasionally by pufferfish

thememedaddy

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what the hell is going on

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

Please god it would be so funny

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

butterflyslinky

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.

weevil-mastermind

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

mentally-homeless

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If You Let Me Butcher That, I’ll Love You by Tokinaga Yasuna

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There was no way he'd accept someone like me! But...even though love brings only terror... ...I CAN'T STOP MYSELF ANYMORE!

inthesensethat

Browsing horror on Tubi is also fun because once in awhile you come across a combination of words like "Psycho Santa 2" which forces you to recognize that whatever Psycho Santa is, it was worth making two of them. Also, every Amityville movie ever. You will never watch every Amityville.

You might think, "well I've already seen Amityville Turkey Day" NOT SO FAST are you sure it wasn't Amityville Thanksgiving??

cantotallyeven

Wait weren't Amityville Horror 1 and 2 serious?

Yes, and maybe Amityville 3, however Amityville is a real place and consequently the ability to control the copyright over horror movies using the Amityville name is pretty minimal and now anyone with access to a camera and five to ten friends can roll up and film Amityville Bigfoot.

Many of you expressed the concern that the Amityville Industrial Movie Complex was using AI and don't worry, they got you covered.

lesbianralzarek

(tags via @miss-morland)

Come on, man

First, there was Amityville Backpack, then there was...

just had to share this screenshot of an ominous scene in Amityville Backrooms

fru-fru-brigade

Actually think that's pepperoni and olive pizza?

My bad, you're right.

The Amityville Backrooms look suspiciously similar to a really cheap condo painted landlord white, also.

zenfulmockingbird

Amityville Pizza.

I actually could not find Amityville Pizza, the movie, so it's now up to you to make it happen.

zenfulmockingbird

Give me a good reason why?

boomer-mythology-destroyer

It'll probably be better than Amityville Bigfoot.

sailor-arashi

This shit is the reason the people who own the real house had it remodeled to remove the famous windows (and had the address changed).

jadeharleyinc

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again