The Lightning-Speed Waltz

i think i saw a movie like this once

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

this meme is so niche

To mine some vagina ore that the local blacksmith can use to forge me a new 16 inch strap on!

this looks so good!

A Very Vista Morning

Why does he sound like spike

by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

There's a reason why these types of stores usually offer a delivery service.

I think about this a lot.

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

What is going on in r/kitchencels

some highlights from the comments

never wanted to pray for someone before

no but why was richeh lowkey giving bond villain here doing the slow spin round in her chair holding the brushbuddy like a cat

does she know how precious her "roly poly sparkly" magic and her self-soothing by cuddling animals are to me