The Lightning-Speed Waltz

after deep consideration i have decided to relocate to clown continent

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

I love that the bird is so used to being pointed at it just doesn't give a shit

SOMEONE FIND ME THE PTARMIGAN

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

I am so glad that in 2026 there are people experiencing Günther for the first time.

the youths yearn for the ding ding dong

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

so my understanding is that foxes are just puppies but kitty.

This is true.