The Lightning-Speed Waltz

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

when you see something that needs to be done and you think “someone should take care of that” just remember that you’re someone

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

happy th

happy thors

it’s his day!!

@sailor-arashi

Me getting estradiol

This is the most unsafe thing I've seen in a while

@osha-unofficial

back in the 60s they let you do this on airplanes

For more information search for "Star Trek Rule 34"

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"