The Lightning-Speed Waltz

This woman by the way sent these pics to my grandpa along with a note that said “happy 90th birthday. By the by, my husband’s dead if you’re interested.” We asked grandpa about her and he was quiet, then said, “to be honest. She had a. Substantial rear end.”

@cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns

Thunderstorms are nature’s most fuckable events

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

Prelude to an ass kicking

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

you meet a cute girl who wants to hypnotise you and you go in expecting some sex stuff but she mostly just has you relax there for a bit which is a little disappointing but its still always great to spend time with an old friend

I can’t believe I finally caught up with my sister after all these years

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible