Fucked Up Little Freaks Anonymous

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

testosterone won't turn me into an anime boy it'll turn me into sonic the hedgehog

isnt adrian dittmann his alt account.

yeah. yeah adrian dittmann is his alt account

this man is 53 years old.

this is your notice to stop being scared of being cringy. doesnt matter what you do, youll never be as bad as this clown. be true to yourself with no fear

And can he just. Unlock someone's car whenever he wants?

Gollum because it implies that hideously malnourished and deformed muppets turn into the human. Also when Gollum talks to himself he uses a sock puppet demonstrating how he knew he was once a puppet.

Why are Russia and China so big? Don't worry about it, that just happened during the big bang. They just spawned like that dude. Colonization only happens with America or something. Don't worry about it.

That would be the Murica that has been bombing abortion clinics and assassinating doctors since the 1990's