a vivisection of me!

keeping a blokelist of problematic english men

was it mao or lenin who said "build her a marvellous flying machine.. then fuck her in it 😏" ?

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

smoking the shit that made adam perish

strain that makes you see the wrong devil and youre an army of one

loyal knight

synonyms

[Image ID: A panel next to the open door on a bus. Next to the door is a sign that reads "This bus kneels on request." End Image ID.]

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss