Sassy Smol Smad Salty Squash

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

Maria Skłodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

Sokka and Zuko get SO much funnier when you remember this is both of their first times talking to another teenage boy in years. Sokka had all the other boys leave the tribe when he was little and Zuko just hasn’t talked to other teenage boys. They wanna be friends but have absolutely no clue how to talk to other teenagers. I love them so much.

2 POORLY SOCIALIZED DOGS BOTH PLAY-BOWING WHEN THE OTHER ISN'T LOOKING.

Reblog if your ask box is open.

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish