Stuff N Things

Despite common belief otherwise, a trans woman is a type of person,

One might go so far as to say a type of woman,

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

I do prefer when TERFs have URLs like vulvaclitoriswombyn instead of innocuous bullshit like opinionssideblog. It’s like when poisonous bugs are bright colors.

I’d rather deal with a TERF than a cryptoterf in pretty much any context. I’d rather not deal with them at all but at least be fucking honest about being a bigot. If I’m brave enough to be transgender, you can be brave enough to admit that you just dislike trans people instead of trying to obfuscate and intellectualize your bullshit.

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

Can someone do that graph thing with the frequency of names over time and put a dot on it when the muppets and sesame street came out

Thanks to the muppets, you just can't call your daughter Miss Piggy anymore

Somebody had a tattoo across their whole butt that said, in old-timey typeface, "MY ASS IS REALLY BIG AND WEIRD"

if you're over 250lbs you should be thanked daily for your service and receive a discount on your next purchase