Probably in your kink DNI

Or have him fuck the shit out of me… I’m not picky.

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

…how does Jafar lose all his appeal to me if they make him buff.

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

In salt & vinegar flavour.

"My apologies, I was under the impression that we were moving forward on the information here [include most recent screenshot] - is that incorrect? Please clarify which is most accurate."

God, thank you. I've been staring at an empty text box for 20 minutes. You're a gem.