i've had enough of this site i can't keep doing this

i never said that

Of all the posts to use to accuse wereralph this is one of the tamer somehow

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

it’s that time of the year

It will be needed soon

@thebibliosphere

I mean this in every sense of the word: that's hot.

coincidentally, "oomngouuhhrsrtutpntnue" is the sound I make when it's autumn

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.

I desperately need someone to convince my nervous system that the tiger does not exist.

Have a strawberry

...👀will it help?

does it indicate anything about me that I immediately recognized what paper this figure is from

they made a fruit fly sex panopticon and no one told me about it, what is science education coming to

man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt

you're just dropping abstract art into my hands like it's nothing. i could sell this to the museum of modern art. or the cleveland museum of art

do NOT sell my kitchen to the CMA i can't make the commute. MoMA is fine though i can go there with my mind

In the early two-thousands hordes of expectant millennial children would huddle around the single computer in the school computer lab every Wednesday to watch the latest episode of the hit flash animation series "The Fingers Man"

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

Can’t you guys read it says strength has no gender. That’s their nobinary kid whose name is “Strength”

Next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr I’m going to show them this and say “No.”

STRENGTH BRAWNY is the name of my next D&D character.

Oooh, update me about that!

Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction