WizardGoblin

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

girlwizards are an endangered species and should be protected by the federal government

girlwizards are a protected species and tumblr is their wildlife sanctuary

jacking off should leave like a 30-60 min buff on your body and mind. it should have healing properties and shit. like the estus in dark souls

okay but what if i believed in myself really really hard

i sewed my first zipper yesterday i can do anything

The best way to get good at sewing quickly is to do patterns way out of your skill range. I'm not talking about making your wedding dress the first time you see a machine, but taking on harder projects with the understanding they might not turn out well is like, how ya learn buds.

This is actually incredible advice for how to learn anything. Give yourself a goal way out of your league and just work on it till you get it. You may never reach the goal, and that is entirely alright, but even by trying to work it out you're expanding your skills!

I, too, relate to the Arctic Shrew, as I also drop dead from my heart rate accelerating to dangerous levels upon seeing one of my opps.

A bot couldn’t make flop posts like me

A bot couldn’t post as inconsistently as me