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Steven Spielberg making Disclosure Day: We can't... understand the aliens... it would be extremely difficult to accept their existence.

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

Jarvis has a fear of the outdoors (like, it's almost impossible to take him for walks, he starts shaking and becomes immovable) but we've learned he likes watching the outside, so we made him a little perch by the office window so he can get some sunshine and watch people. We're hoping that it's at least some enrichment for him, since his trauma leaves him cooped up a lot. It's become his favorite spot in the house.

happy pride month to those in the closet. to those who went back into the closet. to those who have unsupportive families, friends and relationships. those who were bullied and harassed because of their identity. those who were killed because of who they truly were and loved.

a 6th grader tried to ragebait me the other day and i didn't even realize because i was in awe of this perfect 31 on my potato and she kept getting pissed at me and calling me a 'number lover' and i was like 'i sure am :)!'

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

thank youuuuuu I’ve been seeing a lot of people lately confidently claim art is ai when it was very clearly drawn by a person.

when the characters you like get beat the fuck up

I love the evolution of Discworld characters. Detritus went from a dwarf hating troll to on of their biggest allies, even going as far to learn Dwarfish.

Grace mentioning to Rocky that he used to watch his ship every evening after they parted ways (and do complex math to figure out when he's going to lose sight of it completely). Grace is. a little bit embarrassed about the whole thing.

Because people will pay attention to cute animals, here are some of the critically endangered/endangered species housed at the Nashville Zoo!

"Ryland" Grace