sloth-is-bae

gayest sport on earth

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

your friend group in your 20s will consist entirely of people who are either a) gay b) have the same trauma as you c) work with you or d) all of the above

and how could i possibly forget e) lives too far away from you to meet up irl more than once or twice a year

f) manage an online community with you

the new nuclear family: two women, nine chickens, one goat, one mountain, one sustainable farm

this always cheers me up.

Jack still being so suspicious.

what is this.

an anxiety attack

if you haven’t seen this.

Be blessed

mr. blobby’s got me WRECKED

Are you fucking serious omg

This is pretty much correct. According to the OED bastard is from Old French and the bast- part means “pack saddle” which was used as a bed by mule drivers, giving the phrase fils de bast, a child conceived on the pack saddle instead of the marriage bed. In English it becomes bastard, the -ard being a pejorative. It is the same one as wizard and coward and drunkard.

I’m watching The Sword in the Stone for the first time in decades and I’ve gotten to the part where Merlin is trying to get Arthur to lose his virginity to a squirrel.

Y’know, if Merlin turned that squirrel into a human it would save Camelot a significant amount of problems down the road.

“Squirrels mate for life Arthur, so the chances of her fucking your best friend and inadvertently causing a schism that leads to the downfall of an entire utopian kingdom are completely nil!”

You say all that but all I hear is “here is how Merlin trying to convince Arthur to become a furry could have saved the world”

I REMEMBER THESE!!!!

Fascinating

@tyrantisterror  your legacy endures

I think I’ve posted about this before buuuuuuut fuck it? This makes me deliriously happy and sad. The resolution of Arthur becoming human and having to try to explain himself to a sobbing squirrel is one of my strongest childhood memories about having to deal with heartbreak and I’m literally fucking tearing up right now GOD DAMN YOU TYRANTIS.

I mean, it’s not the weirdest AU I’ve seen with Arthurian legends…

@break-rpg I’m bringing this to your attention so you can tell Rey.

@tanoraqui

Squirrel Girl’s distant ancestress

“all powerful entity falls head over heels for the first shit ass mcnobody who dared to call them a bitch to their face” is, perhaps not the absolute best trope but it’s definitely up there I’d say

Fists of fury but my fists are kisses and the fury is love 

favorite video quote: ‘Some of you have written in suggesting that I am a wack job’

It’s Georgette of MePearlA!

😂😂 definitely some shit I’d do

😂😂😂😂

Me lmao

This is so cute lol

Just stab the wool into shape

Is that what needle felting is? I though you needed some sort of base?

This is what felting is.  It’s a very good hobby for somebody who enjoys stabbing ^u^  what do you think I do all day?

Really thought he was gonna get a giant great wig….hoping actually

@kid-umbra you asked about this before!!!

because Chick-fil-a hates me :)

This is perfect but for the sauce i would put a little less honey, just my preference but this is scary accurate