Dick Warlock

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

the daniel that couldnt be damned

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

merlin lowkey has no reason to be in arthur’s court like he’s kind of been co-opted over the centuries into some sort of advisor character but that is simply not what is going on 90% of the time. he just shapeshifts into different people and tells horrible prophecies and gets trapped in some rocks and dies. no motive no method. helps no one. purely there to cause problems. rest in peace to the least helpful person of all time

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it