Dick Warlock

I have a former feral cat who absolutely loves watching animal videos on my TV. Here's what I remember some of his opinions are: 1. Manuls, other house cats: Friends, neighbors, countrymen. Interested in what they're up to, tries to hang out. 2. Messi the Puma: Really cool big brother. Went nuts the first time he saw the size of him sitting next to a full grown human man. When he thinks Messi is looking at him he makes friendly noises and imitates what Messi does (yawn, roll, etc) 3. Seals, sea lions: Lot of dramatic head wobbling at these guys 4. Proboscis monkeys: Dude acted like these were the missing link that explained everything he'd ever wondered about cat-human relations. I don't even know how to explain it better than that. He was just a very specific kind of fixated and astonished, plus looking at me a lot too. I think it was the big nose/long tail combo. 5. Gorillas: He wasn't interested until they turned around and he saw they had human butts. Then he went absolutely nuts wobbling his head about it. I figure this is the kind of thing people might wanna call bullshit on so I got a small clip real quick

Kitten, daddy's gonna be real with you. If his applewood smoked cheddar from Tesco's gets any more expensive he's going to have to start an OnlyFans

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

I love cultural exchange

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

okay. rude.

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.