Dick Warlock

i can’t believe they sacrificed keir starmer at stonehenge for summer solstice sunrise

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

call my dick the tower of babel the way god wont let me erect it

rotten tomatoes means nothing, imdb rating means nothing, sometimes even letterboxd reviews mean nothing. the most effective way to show your love for a movie is to mass reblog gifsets of one

The UK gets a new prime minister just whenever. Completely random intervals

It may seem random but it’s actually not! We get a new prime minister after the previous one enters a protective chrysalis after a period of relentless eating and growing, and they then dissolve into a biological soup. They then reform into the new adult prime minister. It really beautiful to see 🥰

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

it's pretty light

your cat was an honor to see in the window

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

America and the UK are locked in a race to see who is the least functional global democratic superpower