Dick Warlock

never been seen in the same room together

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

theyre lobsided

oh I see! yay!

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

mutuals can be assigned to your squad and sent on missions. each mutual has a unique ability that can be activated during battle for special attacks, effects and bonuses. you can level up a mutual by giving them posts appropriate to their interests

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

I love how extraordinarily modern this is and how it’s from more than twelve hundred years ago