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frank play with baby

My smile is so big my face hurts

thank you @kurtbrussels

#Bioshock #anyway please commish my friend kurtbrussels/micah their car has arthritis :(#little sister go wee jack go WHOMP #brigid tenenbaum #frank fontaine #little sister #Jack #micah's car still has arthritis btw

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captain-price-returns

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

teaboot

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

teaboot

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

teaboot

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

teaboot

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

pjackk

my grinch sauwce might be the last thing u ever see from me

#it's not dog mustard?#how many sauces did he have?

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yesornopolls

Were you allowed to leave the house on your own before 16?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

#my parents were desperate for me to actually go outside and see friends #I started walking home from school at 11

uninoushii

Jenny Holzer, Painted Signs, 1991

#I don't mean to but I do as I sleep #I didn't realize it until a dentist said something a few years ago

My ex is coming over next Saturday so I have to clean my apartment AND make sure my tits look great AND seem successful and totally adjusted since we last spoke

Some of you may be thinking "Hey, asexual Chiitan icon, isn't this a bad idea?"

He contacted ME (wished me a HBD). So he broke first. I stayed strong by whining on tumblr (thank u everyone who stayed my texting hand)

Sometimes 35 year olds who have barely ever broken a law get to make mistakes. As a treat

He offered to make food and he is undeniably good at that

I need a token cishet male friend

captain-price-returns

#please god just call him home

targetedknowledge

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ot3

its crazy how we've had the art of movie lighting nailed down for like literally 100 years at this point but for some reason nobody wants to do it anymore. do people know they're still allowed to do it

#I was reading about Irving Thalberg last night #I don't know any necromancers myself but if you're one and you love film I think we need him back

straycatj

Landlady, how long before Mr. J and Kofu were friendly? My older cat tries to attack the new kitten. I am worried it won't ever stop :(

I think Kofu can be well with Maru after several months after they met, because Kofu felt scary with the new big cat... but please don't forget the fact that Mr.J chase him every day still now

#good luck op

"DJ BLAST THAT TRACK" I scream, and the DJ pumps "Kiss Me, Son of God" by They Might Be Giants through the club speakers

I am beaten to death by ravers

weepingchoir

hey man it's me. your old friend. qing dynasty portrayal of the mexican flag.

worst-roommates-ever

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softichill

I think abt this tiktok all the time

soulpups

I could never own a giant breed personally, but the trust between the giant dogs and their owners makes me emotional

#it's so cool having a small violent horse trust you #dog spam #or at least a small horse with violent capabilities different from other small violent horses

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