Dick Warlock

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

some of us just don’t want to read problematic white authors so ao3 is our only option 🤷‍♀️

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?