Dick Warlock

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

Is that robot going to fuck my couch????

Not even the jobs of our elected leaders are safe from automation

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

BANG!