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frank play with baby

My smile is so big my face hurts

thank you @kurtbrussels

#Bioshock #anyway please commish my friend kurtbrussels/micah their car has arthritis :(#little sister go wee jack go WHOMP #brigid tenenbaum #frank fontaine #little sister #Jack #micah's car still has arthritis btw

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My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

Now the game's been delayed for an hour due to lightning

steakplissken

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

If they lose, they can't go home.

If they win, they won't make it out of the stadium.

steakplissken

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL POR INGLATERRA

steakplissken

MADAME PRESIDENT, ANOTHER ENGLISH BALL HAS HIT THE MEXICAN GOAL

steakplissken

PENALTY KICK GOAL FOR MEXICO

steakplissken

I had to go home to run the dishwasher before bed so I have no idea how the game is going now

steakplissken

England won 3-2, which means they're in the Quarter Finals, which means there's a good shot they'll lose horribly and break John Oliver's heart like they do every four years. That's a standard English World Cup appearance according to him

steakplissken

#Youtube

steakplissken

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

Now the game's been delayed for an hour due to lightning

steakplissken

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

If they lose, they can't go home.

If they win, they won't make it out of the stadium.

steakplissken

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL POR INGLATERRA

steakplissken

MADAME PRESIDENT, ANOTHER ENGLISH BALL HAS HIT THE MEXICAN GOAL

steakplissken

PENALTY KICK GOAL FOR MEXICO

steakplissken

I had to go home to run the dishwasher before bed so I have no idea how the game is going now

steakplissken

England won 3-2, which means they're in the Quarter Finals, which means there's a good shot they'll lose horribly and break John Oliver's heart like they do every four years. That's a standard English World Cup appearance according to him

steakplissken

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

Now the game's been delayed for an hour due to lightning

steakplissken

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

If they lose, they can't go home.

If they win, they won't make it out of the stadium.

steakplissken

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL POR INGLATERRA

steakplissken

MADAME PRESIDENT, ANOTHER ENGLISH BALL HAS HIT THE MEXICAN GOAL

steakplissken

PENALTY KICK GOAL FOR MEXICO

steakplissken

I had to go home to run the dishwasher before bed so I have no idea how the game is going now

steakplissken

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

Now the game's been delayed for an hour due to lightning

steakplissken

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

If they lose, they can't go home.

If they win, they won't make it out of the stadium.

steakplissken

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL POR INGLATERRA

steakplissken

MADAME PRESIDENT, ANOTHER ENGLISH BALL HAS HIT THE MEXICAN GOAL

steakplissken

PENALTY KICK GOAL FOR MEXICO

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steakplissken

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

Now the game's been delayed for an hour due to lightning

steakplissken

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

If they lose, they can't go home.

If they win, they won't make it out of the stadium.

steakplissken

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL POR INGLATERRA

steakplissken

MADAME PRESIDENT, ANOTHER ENGLISH BALL HAS HIT THE MEXICAN GOAL

#WITHIN A MINUTE OF PLAY

steakplissken

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

Now the game's been delayed for an hour due to lightning

steakplissken

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

If they lose, they can't go home.

If they win, they won't make it out of the stadium.

steakplissken

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL POR INGLATERRA

steakplissken

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

Now the game's been delayed for an hour due to lightning

steakplissken

We're watching it on Telemundo and the English and their three fans in the stands are braver than any US Marine

If they lose, they can't go home.

If they win, they won't make it out of the stadium.

#no one has scored #only one man has pretended his leg was mangled before getting up fine #we think the Mexicans might be trying to outlast the English #for the home altitude advantage

adventures-in-poor-planning

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

adventures-in-poor-planning

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

adventures-in-poor-planning

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

youremysunshine8

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

running-with-toast

what the dog doin

#baby we got a saint for everything #shit. we got one for the internet now

My cousins in England are all at various pubs getting turnt up, because the England x Mexico match is suppose to be tonight, and the pubs are going to stay open all night, although the doors were shutting at 11 pm their time

Now the game's been delayed for an hour due to lightning

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jame7t

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

cryptotheism

!cursedoak

jame7t

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

zeravmeta

holy shonen trinity ranked on their relationships with the government

frayed-wind

questions-within-questions

I really wonder what the demographic outcome would be of trans people involuntarily getting "the body you'd have if practicality wasn't a concern" like what percentage of the resulting bodies would be obviously nonhuman?

tparadox

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a cyborg werewolf with dragonfly wings.

hellisratherpleasant

found this on the Savary Island Encyclopedia

lupusbaby

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

goth-princess-gwennie

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

cuntpunkop-ed

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

seraph1c-mo0n

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

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I know why the 250 is a big deal but it does bury the lede that the English have been fucking up the New World directly since 1607 at least

The Spanish, longer

visenyaism

Insane tumblr ad pull

visenyaism

Twitter ads try to turn you into a Nazi, Bluesky tries to turn you into an Elizabeth Warren staffer, TikTok ads try to turn you into one of those radical centrist incoherent political assassins. But Tumblr. Tumblr ads are trying to turn me into a fucking Jacobite

#my Bonnie reposts on tumblr my Bonnie blogs cross the sea #my Bonnie is on tumblr oh reblog my Bonnie to me

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