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“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

its gonna be ok you dumb piece of shit

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

i hope this email kills us both instantly

high asf off these delicate wind chimes

www.actions.com/consequences

Sips the last of my tea and crushes the ceramic mug against my forehead