tomatoes and radio wires

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

you're my dog and to some extent my wife

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

back in my day we just typed orz to make a little stick figure man doing that (or we would type or2 to give him a dumptruck). And we LIKED it that way!

Taking notes 📝

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[ID: A web graphic that says "For You My Precious Cyber Friend" with an image of a hand offering a rose and another hand reaching out of a computer to accept it. The graphic is decorated with a lace border, a butterfly clipart, and sparkles. End ID.]

We as a society have to start acknowledging that someone having a different perception of the same event is not a Gaslight. The foundational film you're thinking of is Rashōmon.

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s