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Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

back in my day we just typed orz to make a little stick figure man doing that (or we would type or2 to give him a dumptruck). And we LIKED it that way!

Taking notes 📝

"they should be in a healthy relationship with good communication" they should be obsessive freaks who stalk each other and have zero boundaries

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

Not now kitten, mommy has to defend her schismatic positions before the papal council

Maladaptive daydreaming as a child was like "what if I was in the digimon universe" and now it's like "what if someone genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed"

what if metalgreymon genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed

what if skullgreymon genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus