1-800-doit2em

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

Farewell!

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

At this point, if you use twink incorrectly, I’m blocking you.

Except my best friend’s mother, who thought it meant TWo Incomes No Kids.

Happy PRIDE to all you TWo Incomes No Kids out there.

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

honestly this whole genAI debacle has been a very awesome way to tell which companies truly do not give a fuck about making products or services people actually want. which already-billion-dollar companies are willing to shed what's left of their humanity in the name of *maybe* making more money using technology that is immensely destructive and historically never has been profitable and everybody fucking despises. which companies will fire thousands of employees and alienate all of their consumers in order to *maybe* save money. we here at google have decided to make our main products completely fucking useless because we hate you

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

love episodes where the plot is "Character tries to take a vacation, but, despite everything, their job exists over there too"

doctor gets caught in a medical emergency on the beach, ghost hunter happens to board a haunted airplane, you just can't go wrong

thinking about what he said in the pete holmes interview about how important it is to him to connect his stories to old mythology and then how pete goes “it makes you feel at home on the planet” and matt goes “RIGHT! exactly.”

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.