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dirt enthusiast
Xuebing Du

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

JVL
noise dept.
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Peter Solarz
Cosimo Galluzzi
occasionally subtle

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KIROKAZE

if i look back, i am lost

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!

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me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely
me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin
All in all youβre just another owl in the wall.Β
I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it
Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

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Haunted Books
Official ominous book
Goth librarian allowing haunted books to torment schoolchildren from time to time as enrichment.
i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldnβt work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work
has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those itβll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? donβt you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?
introducing: beurre montΓ©
you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil
turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)
you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan
done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.
if youβre butter splits, iβm sorry. you didnβt agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.
you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.
you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until itβs reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut
your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre montΓ© first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; youβll cum
go forth now with this butter secret
Qβero, Peru
Kazuyoshi Nomachi
yeah i guess she was pretty lovely, shame we only saw her for less than a minute
couldn't convince myself to draw anything else without drawing a bit of jax (and a ribbit) first, god's weakest soldier tbh, anyway there's more
You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

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anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before
I love very specific cakes
I had to redraw this cake π°
A companion:
go on vacation. wear a tshirt for the first time in months. receive 50+ calls from the co-worker you cruelly abandoned for two days. take a bath. deflect marriage proposal. eat a lobster. microwave evil doll. back to work
we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious
i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny
&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

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genuinely me
Okay but the article is fucking sending me