Creamsicle

Sometimes to be nice to a birdgirl you gotta bully her a bit so stuff your fingers in her wings

joining a discord server with a number of friends and friends of friends is a gentle but firm reminder that you are a jealous and hateful wyrm writhing in the flesh of a girl.

oh, you thought, even for a moment, that you were coming closer to humanity? that your monstrous nature doesn't rule you? that you aren't scaled and crawling on your fucking belly? let's see you handle two people you adore talking to each other in a conversation that you can't butt into

joining a discord server with a number of friends and friends of friends is a gentle but firm reminder that you are a jealous and hateful wyrm writhing in the flesh of a girl.

oh, you thought, even for a moment, that you were coming closer to humanity? that your monstrous nature doesn't rule you? that you aren't scaled and crawling on your fucking belly? let's see you handle two people you adore talking to each other in a conversation that you can't butt into

joining a discord server with a number of friends and friends of friends is a gentle but firm reminder that you are a jealous and hateful wyrm writhing in the flesh of a girl.

oh, you thought, even for a moment, that you were coming closer to humanity? that your monstrous nature doesn't rule you? that you aren't scaled and crawling on your fucking belly? let's see you handle two people you adore talking to each other in a conversation that you can't butt into

i'd rather slit my own throat with a scissor

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

beer isn't really worth it in the grand scheme of better things to drink but I do partake every now and again to go "oakenshield mode" regardless

three beers got me clapping my hand on my meekest friend's shoulder saying "my friend, I think we shall die in this place" and then laughing, presumably at fate

@catherinekal