i think you all are bugs

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

no but seriously bring back cucumbers

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this