I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES

the only eyes it's right to describe as orbs

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.

I can't let this pass without reblogging it. I'm so sorry.

i so hope it works. Yk the funny thing something rlr good happened ealier today.

Tomorrow is payday Friday

😎 what do i even have left to lose

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

I love environmental storytelling

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

picked up the doler👍

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

picked up the doler👍

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

“I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me” is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

the best part is the line is “i guess i would scream too-ie”

Look a this photograph

I love what a bastard this kitten is

black tortoiseshell with moderate white spotting (calico)

i'm really thrilled about the resurgence of bad luck brian memes but when i tried to make one i sat there staring at the canvas like an apprentice surrounded by his master's work and i was unable to pick up the brush

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

this girl playing 4-d chess with the allistics

Actually it's just 38C but thanks.

Hold on, I might be stupid.

It's been 5 years.

my favourite colour is shrimp