Short and Sweet

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

special inteview with the coughing baby before they go against the hydrogen bomb on a boxing ring

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

fuck being an idgafier i've decided to love forever

Reblogging again now that Russell Brand's ugly mug is back in the news to remind everyone that in the 2023 Times expose on his abusive behaviour, Daniel Sloss was the only male comedian willing to be named and quoted like "yeah that dude's a scumbag and women have been warning each other about him for years."