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crockpots (PERPETUAL STEW....)

pokemon (so many new and interesting creatures!)

that spiced pepsi they sold in december for a long time (they loved what we consider "holiday-spiced" anything)

solar lights (not even the useful kind. just to have.)

cinnamon toast crunch (they LOVED cinnamon)

bouncy balls

red dead redemption 2

the george foreman grill ("it collects the meat's drippings FOR YOU?! so they're not lost to fire?!")

that one paddle toy with the ball stuck to a string (amazed they didn't invent a version of this)

glitter gel pens and highlighters (the interesting ways that they would've used them to make art!)

wine coolers (sweetened wines were super popular)

cyanotypes

nerds ropes

beef wellington (beef surrounded by pastry. come on.)

those gigantic IKEA bags

crusader kings 3

those star projectors you get for little kids instead of nightlights

hot dogs with all the toppings

fried chicken (fried chicken)

crochet (you just KNOW medieval crochet would have dunked on us all within a century)

uranium glass

bella sara horse trading cards

those youtube channels that just restore inventions to working order or build huts out of natural materials in some random jungle

raccoons

unironically, medieval times shows (they're just fun no matter what)

backpacks (so many little compartments!)

those spice blends that just say "chicken" or "vegetables"

suncatchers (so many colours!)

chinese buffets

those fake candles that flicker like real ones

aquaculture and fishscaping

fruit cocktail (FRUIT? IN A CAN???)

modern shitty diners

drag

hot pot (i just think they'd find it familiar)

MS PAINT (this came to me like a divine vision of a medieval nun cranking out beautiful art on the regular on an oldass computer)

pumpkin carving and halloween in general

those shirts that say "i went to xyz and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"

80s wicker furniture

those standees you stick your head through at tourist attractions

fuck it, tourist attractions in general (they had SUCH a big thing for roadside attractions)

furry culture

nature documentaries (tell them EVERYTHING about this specific bird NOW)

hamburger (hamburger)

rock tumblers and geodes

hoodies (SO COMFY)

those resin paperweights with stuff inside

Alive Rot Smell is so hard to describe, but it's the realest and most visceral thing. It is what makes up 80% of the smell of a forest, and vibrates a deep part of your animal body like YES YES YES YES! I don't want to eat it exactly, but it has a deliciousness.