The Abyss Also Stares

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

I will never stop thinking about the Persona 2 Tatsujun discord I joined for like 0.2 seconds that had a server-wide topics blacklist that included cults (a prominent topic in the game), enemies to lovers ship dynamics (in a ship server where the characters' first on-screen interaction is attempted murder), and the "you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid" Tumblr post.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

i like that pleasantville, the best movie ever, is a pretty bad 90s teen comedy for the first 15 minutes or so. it unironically adds to it for me

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Okay but Ludacrisp are FUCKING DELICIOUS and I highly recommend snagging some if you end up somewhere that has them. It's like if a honeycrisp was raised by a granny smith.

oh that's porn 💞 that's porn of my comfort character 💞💖😁

werewolf transformation x-ray

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems