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the world is a strange and wonderous place

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egberts

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

girlballs-archive

captain picker isgonna finger himself

girlballs-archive

his wife is. 44 years old.

despazito

The fucking that old man website when someone actually fucks that old man

the-unnecessary-commentary

alexandersfolly

Tumblr is stuffed to the brim with 18-25 year olds who talk endlessly about being a hole for old men and have a heart attack the second a consenting adult is in a relationship with an old man

randumbkatt

we the operas brothers let us sing you a song

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idontgettechnology

The time of his life.

markovchaingang

physicists: think they know enough to be an authority in other fields

chemists: don't think they know enough to be an authority in other fields

biologists: aren't even sure they know enough to be an authority in their own firld

mathematicians: don't understand why you seem to think they'd ever want to leave the beautiful and pure realm of numbers and have anything to do with any other field

#dude the physicist attitude drives me fucking insane #why are you as a physicist talking about leptin #you are 1. wrong and 2. not a biologist #shut the fuck up

the-big-mood

I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂

theswordofdamntheseknees

I love these so much.

genjichu

mysterycat-official

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

cosmonautroger

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ploobytumbls

I would like to share the story of a very understandable but unfortunate mistake i made at work recently

So I'm weeding our ancient and terrible collection of children's books for the first time in possibly ever, and I'm making a decision about a book about migrant workers by Sandra Weiner, called Small Hands, Big Hands. And I'm not 100% sure and I go to just see if there's anything out there about this book's being notable in any way so I do an open web search for

"small hands big hands weiner"

And then I look at my results for a moment

and then at last I somberly add to the end of my search, "BOOK"

chaostheorietblr

I have one like that:

In mathematics, you often consider the two-dimensional plane - you know, the idealised flat two-dimensional object that extends infinitely - which can be real or complex (doesn't matter what that means)

On this, you can perform a mathematical operation called a "blow-up" (resulting in a more complicated geometry)

I needed to look up a formula related to this, so I confidently typed into the search bar:

"Blow up real plane"

The results were not what I wanted and I am not sure if I'm on a terror watchlist now.

parkchanwoohoo

I've posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that the owners of the place stopped asking me what I wanted and stopped handing me menus when I walked in. After I moved to NY and I could only go back to Chicago like once a year, I sat down and they gave me a menu and I was like "Oh no I already know what I want, can I get--" and they were like OHHH #36 WITH EXTRA NOODLES YOU'RE BACK and I almost cried

beardedmrbean

He's in charge and he can do that, the next one can change that decision, that's the rules as I understand them.

#isn't not questioning the pope like a key tenant of being catholic #like damn jsut go be protestant like everyone else if you don't like it

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great-and-small

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

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