The Magic Disappearing 26

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

Everyone go make excessive use of your local library's generous lending policies to borrow my books and read them for free. Thank you libraries.

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

i usually don't like using tarot spreads but i WILL be using those