see you on a dark night

i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

the real reason i always tuck my feet under the covers at night is so that tarantino can't get me

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

The Good Place is an excellent show for many reasons, but one that doesn't really get talked about enough, probably because of how the season 1 twist obscures it, is that the 'No Exit'-esque "Hell is Other People" scenario for an afterlife of eternal torture is an avante garde experiment from an Auteur demon who's trying to convince the other demons of his Vision while they're like "idk man flaying genitals works really good"

tbh (thinkin bout halloween)

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you