see you on a dark night

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

“kill mulder and you risk turning one man’s quest into a crusade” i kind of love that the syndicate rightly suggested that if mulder was taken out scully will activate like a sleeper cell and slaughter like a billion people while raising the public to arms against conspiracy meanwhile if they take out scully mulder will simply also die

saw some tiktoks making fun of girls who want to wear revealing clothes in public while in a relationship and I just want to say if you love her and she loves you why do you care. "what if another guy tries to get intimate with her" just kill him? what happened to chivalry

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping