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”But sweetie, it’s alright! These diapers are made for guys your age!”

”Go girl! You’re going to be the prettiest Huggies Baby ever!”

”Well, silly, what do you think? Of course they’re for you. Have I been acting like a baby lately? Now lie down on the floor. You’ll get used to this, baby.”

”Girl, this diaper was really wet! You were close to leaking. Good thing you came to me when you did. Now let’s get you cleaned up.”

”I can’t believe you’re moving out! Who’s going to tuck you in now, who’s going to change your diapers in time?!”

”Oh come on, Mom. I’ve been changing my diapers myself for at least a year now! Most of the time anyway… I’m not a baby anymore you know.”

”You’re right, Cupcake, you’re mommy’s big girl now, aren’t you. Oh, hold on a second…”

”They’re all yours, baby!”

”Okay… But… what if she would, you know, use it?”

”Oh, no problem. Doesn’t happen every time, but when it does, you simply change her. I’ll walk you through it.”

”Wait, that’s a diaper! You’re not really going to…?”

”Yes it is, and yes I am. Baby, you’re in for a day in diapers. Starting right now, right here!”

”Right, I’m not there yet. But who said potty-training is easy?”

– I know, it’s crazy. But it’s my mom, she must think I’m still a baby. ”Keep it visible like that”, she said, ”so your teachers will know they can easily change you when you’ve done a pee”. No, I’m serious, she actually said that! As if I wasn’t able to change my own diapers.