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If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

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If your employer does this: document document document, then find an attorney

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

well see i actually think it's less "some people shouldnt be allowed to vote" and more "everyone should be mandatorily required to vote and also do like an hour of civics classes beforehand because some of my fellow voters are kinda wildly ignorant a bit"

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

I say this every time, but people Do Not Realize just how short the timeline has been on gay people in kids’ media. And it’s an ongoing fight, but this was 10 - 15 years ago.

I'm not in the Steven Universe fandom. I don't really even know the show. But the story she's telling here is important to remember. What feels like small snippets of representation took a lot of fighting to get and it wasn't as long ago as you think.

I needed that second pic

This… helps a little.

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

I was prepared to cringe but I think this was good

These guys at NYC Sanitation are paid 150k a year and retire on 125k a year pensions til they die......

And they should. God bless them

Salary of public sanitation workers should be more than the salary of any politician

They don’t get those figures until they old af and in certain positions but also like bruh of any job to pay peolle nsane mkney this is a flex

Sanitation is one of the most dangerous jobs out there, and one of the core reasons we have eliminated or diminished many illnesses. Sanitation workers deserve their weight in gold.

Honestly there are no normal brothers or sisters or parents or children or anything the family is so fucking weird always and forever.