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there is absolutely no way i manifested a man with long hair and brown eyes and dimples who speaks three languages and loves children and is intelligent and funny and cute into my life and DON'T make him my boyfriend

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

ull be in a specific mood and think wow i wish there was a song about being in love but being a bit sad about it and feelings of low self esteem as well as a god complex mixed with some good old body issues and bonus points if it feels like a panic attack in mp3 form and then u remember taylor swift wrote the archer (2019)

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.